Jim Posted December 7, 2009 Posted December 7, 2009 Earlier today I went for a shit, it was one of those that requires you to wipe your arse 56 times before the toilet paper is clean. Which is enough to piss me off as it is. Then half way through wiping my way through the endless abyss of yesterdays pizza that was mushed against my ass crack I dropped the fucking roll of toilet paper into the toilet. I spent the next 5 minutes throwing junk out of cupboards looking for makeshift toilet paper until I came across what I thought were baby wipes. I start wiping thinking I've hit the fucking jackpot. 10 minutes later I'm sat at the computer and I get a burning sensation, it felt like there was a fucking bee up my ass. Turns out they were bleach covered surface cleaning wipes for cleaning skids off the pan. :angry: :angry:
adampoon Posted December 7, 2009 Posted December 7, 2009 LOL sorry so funny srysly what fool makes tht misdake!
Jim Posted December 7, 2009 Author Posted December 7, 2009 He's smiling a lot more than I was. That's for sure.
gfdgfd Posted December 7, 2009 Posted December 7, 2009 Roflmao oh shit. Why don't you have more than 1 roll of toilet paper in your toilet and why were you holding the whole roll over the toilet? o.O
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