If only this was true! Funny read though!

[Gud Bettel]

Have you ever been at a show where a random DJ is playing some heat and just when you think you have him figured out... Nope, you don't at all. As the build up gets you amped up, you await the moment the bass comes back and you can really go off.

Getting it right can make your night unforgettable! But in this case, we see that getting it wrong can send you straight into depression.

A unnamed man is set to sue a nightclub where he was embarrassed by letting loose one measure too early. We feel his pain, but should he really be able to SUE the club? 

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"A local clubber who was left “embarrassed and ostracized” when he threw his hands up too early during an extended trance drop has decided to sue the club for emotional distress. Johnathan Entwhistle is taking legal action against the nightclub, which cannot be named for legal reasons.

Mr. Entwhistle has said in his statement, “It’s taken humanity centuries to formulate the four bar phrase, it’s tradition. But then this maverick comes along and starts dropping fifth bars like they were coming into fashion. I threw my arms up four beats before the kick in and shouted my approval as is standard but I was alone in this action and it has caused much hurt and distress to me and those around me.”

“I’m now afraid to express approval about anything for fear of jumping the gun again and looking like some amateurish clown,” continued Mr. Entwhistle. “Clapping, nodding appreciatively and congratulating people are now off limits. I tried to congratulate my wife on a blowjob well done last week, but I spoke too early and orgasmed just as she was pulling her face away. She’s now blind in one eye.”

[Pick n mix]

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[Dazzled]

Sounds like something an American would do.

Edited October 10, 2015 by Dazzled