Divine's Weekly Beer Review: Hoppy Blonde - New Belgium

[Divine]

Hello everyone! Each week I will be purchasing a different 6 pack of beer and providing my professional review of my purchase.

 

After last weeks failure i decided to go back to my boys at New Belgium and pick up their springtime beer.

 

The beer is a blonde type ale which a lot of you guys should be familiar with. It's loaded with a acidic/citrus/pineapple taste with a tiny bit of a bitter after taste to balance this bitch out.

 

Carbonation is just right so you can easily drink it and the hops are strong but not stupid strong like an IPA. Its definitely an easy drinker with a shit load of taste, crystal clear pour and very well balanced. Just writing this topic makes me want to grab another one.

 

To top it all off this beer has a 5.7% alcohol content that you don't even taste. This shit will creep up on you.

 

My Rating: 10/10

 

It's offered as a seasonal beer so make sure you pick it up at your local bodega if you are even remotely interested in trying this one out.

 

[Marko]

fag

[mlaK]

oooo will defs look for it

[Kanye]

fag

[Craig]

I don't drink to taste the beer etc I drink to get wasted. Please start drinking like a real man Divine.

Edited April 4, 2016 by Mr War

[ORP]

 

fag

 

[Alcohol]

I love this beer.

Can confirm 10/10 worth it

[Divine]

I don't drink to taste the beer etc I drink to get wasted. Please start drinking like a real man Divine.

 

ye you drink to gain enough confidence to talk to a girl, fail, leave the club alone, end up on tinychat and proceed to throw up on yourself in front of a bunch of nerds. If thats your definition of drinking like a man then i'll pass.

 

ily tho

Edited April 4, 2016 by `Divine

[Mighty_Irwin]

 

I don't drink to taste the beer etc I drink to get wasted. Please start drinking like a real man Divine.

 

ye you drink to gain enough confidence to talk to a girl, fail, leave the club alone, end up on tinychat and proceed to throw up on yourself in front of a bunch of nerds. If thats your definition of drinking like a man then i'll pass.

 

ily tho

 

did that happen lol

[The Real Santa]

 

I don't drink to taste the beer etc I drink to get wasted. Please start drinking like a real man Divine.

 

ye you drink to gain enough confidence to talk to a girl, fail, leave the club alone, end up on tinychat and proceed to throw up on yourself in front of a bunch of nerds. If thats your definition of drinking like a man then i'll pass.

 

ily tho

 

hahahha fkn got em lmfao

[Luke]

Dude I fockin' hate you but I agree this beer is primo it's like blue moon got knocked up by a golden god and gave birth to dennis reynolds belgian beer 

[Fred]

 

 

I don't drink to taste the beer etc I drink to get wasted. Please start drinking like a real man Divine.

 

ye you drink to gain enough confidence to talk to a girl, fail, leave the club alone, end up on tinychat and proceed to throw up on yourself in front of a bunch of nerds. If thats your definition of drinking like a man then i'll pass.

 

ily tho

 

did that happen lol

 

 

there was no clubbing involved just a smoke and beers session! lads!

[Yentll]

I don't drink to taste the beer etc I drink to get wasted. Please start drinking like a real man Divine.

 

ye you drink to gain enough confidence to talk to a girl, fail, leave the club alone, end up on tinychat and proceed to throw up on yourself in front of a bunch of nerds. If thats your definition of drinking like a man then i'll pass.

 

ily tho

did that happen lol

 

there was no clubbing involved just a smoke and beers session! lads!

LOOOL, mr war just got fucking KOed!!

[Fred]

Dude I fockin' hate you but I agree this beer is primo it's like blue moon got knocked up by a golden god and gave birth to dennis reynolds belgian beer 

 

[Luke]

 

Dude I fockin' hate you but I agree this beer is primo it's like blue moon got knocked up by a golden god and gave birth to dennis reynolds belgian beer 

 

 

lmfaooooooo

[Twitch]

 

 

I don't drink to taste the beer etc I drink to get wasted. Please start drinking like a real man Divine.

 

ye you drink to gain enough confidence to talk to a girl, fail, leave the club alone, end up on tinychat and proceed to throw up on yourself in front of a bunch of nerds. If thats your definition of drinking like a man then i'll pass.

 

ily tho

 

hahahha fkn got em lmfao

 

looooool

[Guido]

Send me some, i'm scared to cross the Belgium border bc of all the terrorists there.

[Dilbert]

thx for review boss

[B L l l T Z]

dude wasnt ur last review also a 10/10? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

this guy has no credibility he gives a 10 if it has alcohol in it.

[Divine]

dude wasnt ur last review also a 10/10? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

this guy has no credibility he gives a 10 if it has alcohol in it.

it was actually a 3/10

[Craig]

Didjn

 

 

 

 

I don't drink to taste the beer etc I drink to get wasted. Please start drinking like a real man Divine.

 
ye you drink to gain enough confidence to talk to a girl, fail, leave the club alone, end up on tinychat and proceed to throw up on yourself in front of a bunch of nerds. If thats your definition of drinking like a man then i'll pass.
 
ily tho

did that happen lol

 
there was no clubbing involved just a smoke and beers session! lads!

LOOOL, mr war just got fucking KOed!!

Didn't really get me though did he LOL. I was sleeping and couldn't respond. As Fred said there was no clubbing just weekend trip that turned into a bit of a drinking session after :) 

 

And Yentll you don't even lift!

Edited April 5, 2016 by Mr War

[Yentll]

Didjn

 

 

 

 

I don't drink to taste the beer etc I drink to get wasted. Please start drinking like a real man Divine.

 

ye you drink to gain enough confidence to talk to a girl, fail, leave the club alone, end up on tinychat and proceed to throw up on yourself in front of a bunch of nerds. If thats your definition of drinking like a man then i'll pass.

 

ily tho

did that happen lol

 

there was no clubbing involved just a smoke and beers session! lads!

LOOOL, mr war just got fucking KOed!!

Didn't really get me though did he LOL. I was sleeping and couldn't respond. As Fred said there was no clubbing just weekend trip that turned into a bit of a drinking session after :) 

 

And Yentll you don't even lift!

ye nice chicken legs mr skinny

[Emilio]

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Lol I'll just stick to smoking

[Callum]

Drank this before, actually really good haha