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Shit that happened in 2009?


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I've got to write a college report about shit that happened in 2009. I can think of next to nothing.

So far I've got -

Obama became the first black president.

Michael Jackson dies.

Patrick Swayze dies.

Ronnie Biggs comes back to the UK.

Bobby Robson dies.

Brittany Murphy dies.

Swine Flu kills some people in the US.

Billy Mays dies.

Jade Goody dies.

John Travolta's kid dies.

Rhianna forgot to cook Chris Browns dinner.

Stephen Gately dies.

Kanye West lets Taylor Swift finish.

Farrah Fawcett dies.

RATM win xmas #1.

Economy got fucked up.

2009 became the year of auto tune.

Susan Boyle got found.

Tiger Woods cheated.

Twilight ruined the world.

Octomom.

LHC start up.

NASA find water on the moon.

Obama won the peace price.

Anything I'm missing?

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the 3rd year of runescapes death

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Rhianna forgot to cook Chris Browns dinner.

L O FUCKING L

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You should just write on your report:

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME.

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James Morgan turned 17

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James Morgan turned 17

Andrew Smyth wins SOTW #43.
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Kanye west Is a gayfish.

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Rhianna forgot to cook Chris Browns dinner.

L O FUCKING L

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

EDIT: Rofl yeah, kanye west is a gayfish, add that into your essay. That's just win.

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I think BIll Cosbey died or was that last year..

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I think BIll Cosbey died or was that last year..

I think that was his son a few years back, or maybe he did die last year.

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Nah Bill Cosby's still alive, it'd be big fucking news if he died lol HERE I GO, DOWN THE SLOPE, OHH I'M GOING ZIP ZOP BOOBIDY BOP.

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I'm sorry but "Rihanna forgot to cook chris browns dinner" is fucking hillarious. If you put that in i'll love you forever rofl.

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That plane landed in the hudson. That doesn't really go along with the other things you have though.

Ethan|Unicornz
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cholesterol created the 2-minute/freehand pixel thread.

first grand master quest was released

dragon claws were released

magic potions now boost your max hit

more if i think of them

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If bill cosbey didnt die then whos that black guy that died and he was famous in like the '80s

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cholesterol created the 2-minute/freehand pixel thread.

first grand master quest was released

dragon claws were released

magic potions now boost your max hit

more if i think of them

wasnt dclaws out in 08?

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Brittany Murphy died.  :mellow:

xfreshpurex|Jordan
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Kanyeeeee westtttttttt issssssssssss aaaaaaaa fagggggggggg

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After 15+ years in the making, james cameron finally created/released the best movie to ever exist.

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After 15+ years in the making, james cameron finally created/released the best movie to ever exist.

which movie is that
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After 15+ years in the making, james cameron finally created/released the best movie to ever exist.

which movie is that
Avatar :wub: :wub: :wub:

I saw it in IMAX 3D, and I have to say if you have one near you it's definitely worth the ticket price! get in and see that shit!

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A movie came out that showed how we will die in 3 years

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