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My biggest one is when white people say that they're offended by the N word.

Also when people go into McDonalds and order a 100000000 calorie hamburger and then a diet soda. Especially when they make a comment like "tryin to cut back on the junk food".

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Hey sky whatcha been up to sir?

Ppl who flip a shit about double dipping.

And people who shorten people to ppl.

xfreshpurex|Jordan
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Never have been fond of people bitting their nails

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People who think their food is contaminated if you so much as fucking breathe on it.

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WHen people say shit like

"Hey i know who mike likes"

"who?"

"can't tell you"

" (n)"

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Fucking campers in MW2. I seriously go supersaiyan x9000 when I get camped on.

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lol yer i hate white kids who tell me not to say Nigg3r. I'm not black btw.

jews lol

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i hate when i say nigger and im with my black friend he atempts to beat me up

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When people complain at me for not washing my hands after going to the toilet. My dick is probably cleaner than my hands are, I don't piss all over myself & I scratch my balls at any given chance. Go be a hyiene Nazi elsewhere you cunt.

People telling me 'Jim! Start up a Facebook/Twitter'. There's no need, I don't do anything exciting. I go to college, come home & sleep. So unless you want to hear abouts about how it took 34 strips of bog roll to clean my ass then don't bother me about it.

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When people complain at me for not washing my hands after going to the toilet. My dick is probably cleaner than my hands are, I don't piss all over myself & I scratch my balls at any given chance. Go be a hyiene Nazi elsewhere you cunt.

People telling me 'Jim! Start up a Facebook/Twitter'. There's no need, I don't do anything exciting. I go to college, come home & sleep. So unless you want to hear abouts about how it took 34 strips of bog roll to clean my ass then don't bother me about it.

We have so much in fucking common it's unbelievable[the 2nd thing] and aload of other stuff we've said over time, like when we both had the exact drink/amount of them over christmas, and loads of other shit.. creepy, but yeah agree with you on the facebook, although i made one just so that if somebody wants to link me a photo[every fucking day  (n)] i can atleast see wtf they're trying to show me xD i don't bother changing my status though.

First thing though, it's not cause of touching your dick it's because when you flush the toilet, you're touching the thing other people have touched after wiping their ass, or touching the toilet seat which has had other people's asses on it, or their dick on it if it's the front of the seat. You can touch other people's dicks/asses all you want :P.

My "pet peeve" is people that don't use grammar and spelling to their best ability on the internet, just because it's the internet, that doesn't give you an excuse to look like a retard, and if you're that slow a typer that a few letters is really going to slow you down in getting your point across, then wow, learn to type faster junior.

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When people complain at me for not washing my hands after going to the toilet. My dick is probably cleaner than my hands are, I don't piss all over myself & I scratch my balls at any given chance. Go be a hyiene Nazi elsewhere you cunt.

People telling me 'Jim! Start up a Facebook/Twitter'. There's no need, I don't do anything exciting. I go to college, come home & sleep. So unless you want to hear abouts about how it took 34 strips of bog roll to clean my ass then don't bother me about it.

We have so much in fucking common it's unbelievable[the 2nd thing] and aload of other stuff we've said over time, like when we both had the exact drink/amount of them over christmas, and loads of other shit.. creepy, but yeah agree with you on the facebook, although i made one just so that if somebody wants to link me a photo[every fucking day  (n)] i can atleast see wtf they're trying to show me xD i don't bother changing my status though.

First thing though, it's not cause of touching your dick it's because when you flush the toilet, you're touching the thing other people have touched after wiping their ass, or touching the toilet seat which has had other people's asses on it, or their dick on it if it's the front of the seat. You can touch other people's dicks/asses all you want :P.

My "pet peeve" is people that don't use grammar and spelling to their best ability on the internet, just because it's the internet, that doesn't give you an excuse to look like a retard, and if you're that slow a typer that a few letters is really going to slow you down in getting your point across, then wow, learn to type faster junior.

I came across this and I have to laugh... Again, your grammar is horrific. How can that be a pet-peeve of yours if you're no good at it? Then again, you said "to the best of their ability." I guess your ability just isn't up to par?

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When people complain at me for not washing my hands after going to the toilet. My dick is probably cleaner than my hands are, I don't piss all over myself & I scratch my balls at any given chance. Go be a hyiene Nazi elsewhere you cunt.

People telling me 'Jim! Start up a Facebook/Twitter'. There's no need, I don't do anything exciting. I go to college, come home & sleep. So unless you want to hear abouts about how it took 34 strips of bog roll to clean my ass then don't bother me about it.

We have so much in fucking common it's unbelievable[the 2nd thing] and aload of other stuff we've said over time, like when we both had the exact drink/amount of them over christmas, and loads of other shit.. creepy, but yeah agree with you on the facebook, although i made one just so that if somebody wants to link me a photo[every fucking day  (n)] i can atleast see wtf they're trying to show me xD i don't bother changing my status though.

First thing though, it's not cause of touching your dick it's because when you flush the toilet, you're touching the thing other people have touched after wiping their ass, or touching the toilet seat which has had other people's asses on it, or their dick on it if it's the front of the seat. You can touch other people's dicks/asses all you want :P.

My "pet peeve" is people that don't use grammar and spelling to their best ability on the internet, just because it's the internet, that doesn't give you an excuse to look like a retard, and if you're that slow a typer that a few letters is really going to slow you down in getting your point across, then wow, learn to type faster junior.

I came across this and I have to laugh... Again, your grammar is horrific. How can that be a pet-peeve of yours if you're no good at it? Then again, you said "to the best of their ability." I guess your ability just isn't up to par?

My grammar is horrific? Not atall. Just because i don't put semi colons everywhere it is needed does not mean i have bad grammar, the sentences i form make perfect sence, and the punctuation i do put in is in the correct place.

And yes, as i said, to the best of their ability, you cannot do that which you do not know, my grammar may not be perfect, but atleast i make an attempt unlike a majority of people.

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I came across this and I have to laugh... Again, your grammar is horrific. How can that be a pet-peeve of yours if you're no good at it? Then again, you said "to the best of their ability." I guess your ability just isn't up to par?

In the hurried process of rageposting you forgot to type in blue.
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My grammar is horrific? Not atall. Just because i don't put semi colons everywhere it is needed does not mean i have bad grammar, the sentences i form make perfect sence, and the punctuation i do put in is in the correct place.

And yes, as i said, to the best of their ability, you cannot do that which you do not know, my grammar may not be perfect, but atleast i make an attempt unlike a majority of people.

run-on sentences and mispelled words do not make for perfect grammar. Sorry to burst your bubble, dude.

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Don't come into my thread starting shit plz.

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My grammar is horrific? Not atall. Just because i don't put semi colons everywhere it is needed does not mean i have bad grammar, the sentences i form make perfect sence, and the punctuation i do put in is in the correct place.

And yes, as i said, to the best of their ability, you cannot do that which you do not know, my grammar may not be perfect, but atleast i make an attempt unlike a majority of people.

run-on sentences and mispelled words do not make for perfect grammar. Sorry to burst your bubble, dude.

Get over yourself, faggot.
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My grammar is horrific? Not atall. Just because i don't put semi colons everywhere it is needed does not mean i have bad grammar, the sentences i form make perfect sence, and the punctuation i do put in is in the correct place.

And yes, as i said, to the best of their ability, you cannot do that which you do not know, my grammar may not be perfect, but atleast i make an attempt unlike a majority of people.

run-on sentences and mispelled words do not make for perfect grammar. Sorry to burst your bubble, dude.

Being a grammar nazi and a complete fucking twat doesn't make you liked on these forums. Sorry to burst your bubble, dude.

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another adventage of being black

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