Facebook

[Jim]

I don't have my own Facebook, I just bum around of phished ones to stalk girls at college & things like finding friend's phone numbers and shit, and thats only once in a blue moon. Everytime I go on there is some stupid bitch crying like 'I HATE!!! my liIfe.... I'm so sad just want to kill myself' or something along those lines, which are then followed by mass-replies of 'OMG IM HERE FOR YOU HUN DON'T CRY PLS ILY XXXXXxxxx TXT ME BABE I WILL HELP'.

You know, I know people get the blues and do need support and such but this is just fucking stupid, sure updates like 'Long day at work, feeling a bit down lately' are fine, but when its 'BREAK UP WITH ME? HOPE YOUR HAPPY WITH YOUR NEW BITCH YOU STUPID PENCIL DICK FAGGOT' are just so obviously looking for attention that its disgusting.

Here are some examples I dug up in 5(?) minutes;

Contribute to this topic, I know you see these updates everyday too..

[Jim]

Ah, fuck. Forgot to edit the names in the last picture, oh well :/

[Devlz]

Why hello there Daisy.

[Bows 0n Fire]

Why hello there Daisy.

OH SHI-

... I can see her too ;)

OT: lol, I don't see any of this kind of stuff.  You know some crazy ass people.

[Grant|Xtz]

lol wtf

[I C0NN0R I]

God damn fuckign attention whores, they piss me off as well. I wanna backhand them and scream "no one fucking cares about your problems" in their faces.

[Guest Emote|Muse]

I primarily use myspace and it's even worse in the depressed attention whore department.

Not related to the topic, and not even my content, but:

[Idiot_Wasabi]

this is what makes facebook fun :p retarded posts like this

[`Mike]

I primarily use myspace and it's even worse in the depressed attention whore department.

Not related to the topic, and not even my content, but:

lmao

[Steve]

God damn fuckign attention whores, they piss me off as well. I wanna backhand them and scream "no one fucking cares about your problems" in their faces.

%999999999999999999999999999999999 Agreed. Annoying as hell, then if you asked them..hey what's wrong.. they are like "Don't worry", Don't try make everyone feel sorry for you if your not going to tell people what the fucks up..so annoying rofl.

[Blitz]

I see too much of this shit.

[I C0NN0R I]

I primarily use myspace and it's even worse in the depressed attention whore department.

Not related to the topic, and not even my content, but:

lmao

SRS RELATIONSHIP WAS OBVIOUSLY SRS.

[Hex`]

I primarily use myspace and it's even worse in the depressed attention whore department.

Not related to the topic, and not even my content, but:

My fucking god... Hilarious

[Anthony]

I primarily use myspace and it's even worse in the depressed attention whore department.

Not related to the topic, and not even my content, but:

My fucking god... Hilarious

fuckin owned

[Bows 0n Fire]

I primarily use myspace and it's even worse in the depressed attention whore department.

Not related to the topic, and not even my content, but:

good game of farmscape

boyfriend is a legend.

[Robbyy]

I primarily use myspace and it's even worse in the depressed attention whore department.

Not related to the topic, and not even my content, but:

Fucking win. Gg fagville coins.

[Jeff]

Tyler is a player

[Malak]

I primarily use myspace and it's even worse in the depressed attention whore department.

Not related to the topic, and not even my content, but:

Lol'd hard. XD

[Vlooieneuker]

facebook. just dont do it.

[im a fat kid]

rofl i agree 100%.

[Scoped]

wow at muse... girl gots problems. thats like letting your gf play ur rs acc and lose ur ags then beat her up. lmfao pixel hungry 4 farmville

[ya im chase]

wow at muse... girl gots problems. thats like letting your gf play ur rs acc and lose ur ags then beat her up. lmfao pixel hungry 4 farmville

Beating her up is extreme...maybe just a backhand or two.  :lol:

[MasterRoy]

attemtping to get attention over the internet:)