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NO NUT NOVEMBER EMERGENCY BROADCAST


Braden

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This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual No Nut November. All pornography has been restricted. Males with birthdays during No Nut November have been granted immunity and shall be allowed to nut on the day of their birth. Commencing at the siren, any and all nutting, including masturbation, sex, and other sorts of sexual activities will be illegal for 30 consecutive days. Prostitution, Porn websites, other porn media outlets, and girls will be unavailable for use until December, when No Nut November concludes. Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May Allah be with you all.

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Well i already failed nofap november 3h in..

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ahh yes what a relief, then we can all focus on nerding RS instead! 

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To Late... this should have been posted within the first 30 mins of November 

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thank fuck its my birthday all this month

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U know how many angry testosterone filled men we’d get doing this? Lmfao

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what happens when you go to far into the barren wasteland of Australia, pray4braden

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3 hours ago, Alcohol said:

Well i already failed nofap november 3h in..

 

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Actually. Technically it's still halloween week till sunday. Therefor, everything that happens until 11/04 still counts for October.

 

Have a nice fap nerds

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I already lost at the beginning of the month smh

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4 hours ago, Gert said:

failed alrdy, does 31th oct bday count?

ur a virgin so must of been a wank hehe

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