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You’re stranded on an island with 4 other people from FOE


Erik

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Who do you bring with you to survive, and why?

 

I’d bring the following there with me

 

@Schweden - because we’d record it all and make a nice video with audio when we get out of this shit. 

@Braden - Could probably provide locations on other Islands to help us. If he doesn’t do it and gets annoying we could just cook the fucker and have food for weeks.

@Marko good to have for banter and memes when we lose hope. 

@Nice Net - we need a decent lawyer when we escape and proceed to court. Is also smart enough to build us a boat.

 Sidenote: The guy would probably start crying within a week when he starts missing his gf, so we’d have to hurry up the process

 

what’s your pick?

the real faker
Posted (edited)

Jensen - bants

 

Lolsor - also bants 

 

Heism - will fetch us shit 

 

Ease - would do a good job rationing food etc, would draw spreadsheets in the sand or on the trees 

 

 

Edited by msixtynine
Posted (edited)

Me 

Myself 

And i

 

 

 

Im strong independent man 

 

but IF i have to pick 4 different guys heres my list

@Stigi

@Utc

@Delhi

Do i even have to explain why.. Finnish boys does not break 

and the fourth would be @Brap hes 50% Fin 

Edited by DDOS
Posted
2 hours ago, DDOS said:

Finnish boys does not break

w484 gdz see you there

Posted (edited)
27 minutes ago, 8pint said:

w484 gdz see you there

Lmfao lets make it to 20hrs c u der 

Edited by DDOS
Posted
29 minutes ago, 8pint said:

w484 gdz see you there

Hahahahhahaha i broke u and made u leave gdz hahaha gg!

Posted
47 minutes ago, Marko said:

Hahahahhahaha i broke u and made u leave gdz hahaha gg!

rag war was vs Danny, Danny got cleared

 

are you low IQ

Posted

@K2P - Would find everything on the island

@Braden - Would find other islands

@Jordan - Would tell us the islands are shit

@ceZa - Would find a way to get us all high from the materials on the island

Posted (edited)

 I would take with me @Allan coz he is old. Prob about 40 with kids or something.

 

and the @Luke coz he got big dick, he can lure fish with ot

 

@Walli coz he keeps us going with his screaming

 

@Kevin coz he is asian and thats why smart

 

@Briggsy coz he got 99 atk and he is loyal hoe and he is so small that counts as 0,1 person so yeah

 

 

Edited by Ep
Posted
2 hours ago, E-21 said:

@8pint Because he doesnt break. @Korrasi He would ask for help and cry like a baby. @Hwak Phtu He's Famous kittygamer. And last but not least @ceZa He'd find random shit everywhere

HAHAHA classic ?

Posted (edited)

@Erik - Cuz we would flame niggas when we kill them for their stuffs (recording it obv) YIKES LMFA0
 

@8pint - We need a lawyer after we get charged for murder, cuz them niggas needed to go LOL

@Dimitrii - He would clean up the bodies

 

Edited by Schweden
Posted
43 minutes ago, Brad said:

retired members

 

@Liam

@Peen

@Luke

@Fred

 

 

active members

@smells ugy

@Freecandy

@Rainz

@Austin

 

someone's tryna do all of the cocaine and run around pretendin it's v square than actually surviving but that sounds pretty fun 2 me

bring 2 bottles of water, 2 oz of peruvian marching powder, and some nandos. we'll be dead in 3 days but it will have been a hell of a bender 

Posted

Would bring

@Kanye - man spends all his time on a boat gotta trust the process

@Danny - gotta kill someone to eat first, right?

@Briggsy - suspect we could fashion his wheelchair and some palm fronds into some sort of life raft and maybe escape

@Bacon - going out on a limb with this one but I'm assuming with a RSN like that we got a fatty on our hands, and again, once Danny has been killed and eaten we need something to sustain us on the journey back

 

 

So in summary, we will immediately cannibalize danny, use Briggsy's wheel chair and w/e resources available to fashion a boat, Kanye will captain that boat while we feast on the remains of Bacon, and the 3 surviving yet surprisingly traumatized homies show up onshore somewhere society exists. If I get two extra because we're killing two, I'm bringing @Zack (more wheelchair + the retard don't speak which could honestly be refreshing) & @Cj. in case we wash up in Afrika. 

Posted
10 minutes ago, Luke said:

Would bring

@Kanye - man spends all his time on a boat gotta trust the process

@Danny - gotta kill someone to eat first, right?

@Briggsy - suspect we could fashion his wheelchair and some palm fronds into some sort of life raft and maybe escape

@Bacon - going out on a limb with this one but I'm assuming with a RSN like that we got a fatty on our hands, and again, once Danny has been killed and eaten we need something to sustain us on the journey back

 

 

So in summary, we will immediately cannibalize danny, use Briggsy's wheel chair and w/e resources available to fashion a boat, Kanye will captain that boat while we feast on the remains of Bacon, and the 3 surviving yet surprisingly traumatized homies show up onshore somewhere society exists. If I get two extra because we're killing two, I'm bringing @Zack (more wheelchair + the retard don't speak which could honestly be refreshing) & @Cj. in case we wash up in Afrika. 

lmao

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