The Kitchen? Let me hear you say..Yes Chef

[Steve]

@smells ugy @Freecandy

 

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

Have a nice day.

[Steve]

You are literally the biggest fu*cking f*ggot on this forum. Not only because you're clearly a homosexual, but because you're a homosexual in denial. As a dude, you only have two options: be straight and f*ck females exclusively, be a phaggot and f*ck dudes and trannies. You clearly chose option #2. There's no if, ands, or buts about it, you're gay. You can't say "I wanted to try something new", because that makes no sense at all. If you're a straight male, you don't want to have any sexual experiences with anything other than a female (note: a "female" is a female that was *born* a female, not a dude that fukking transformed into one. That's just what it is, a dude).

I don't care if the tranny you boned had the most magnificent ass, face, or whatever. The fact of the matter is that deep down inside, it was a male, with XY chromosomes. Not XX. You phukked a dude. Doesn't matter how "pretty" the phaggot was, or any of that. Two homosexuals had sex on the day you decided to visit that phaggot trannysexual kunt's house. And you were one of them. Accept your f*cking phaggotry and don't call yourself straight ever again, because you're not, f*ggot. Would neg you IRL.

That is all.
 

[Steve]

I think you might have something wrong with your brain. Why are you trying to be all cyberbully on me. Do you really think anyone cares about you. You talk to people like they are trash. Why would you want to come off like that. Does it make you feel tough? Are you trying to make up for having a small smelly dick? You need to see a shrink. Have fun going through life wondering why people don't like you. I'll give you a hint though, you try to make others feel like ****. But you have failed on me. I know what you are. See, the thing is, I'm a nice guy. You on the other hand can't control your stupidity. You really don't even realize that you are a jerk ,do you? When your older maybe you can look back on times like this and see that you where unnecessarily rude to people you don't know. Right now you think you are being cleaver and it is just a fun time. Keep treating people like you do and see where you end up. You can not compete with my intellect so I warn you to give up before you embarrass yourself further..

[Sneg]

nice

[Steve]

@smells ugy @Freecandy

Im not in any competitions and dont need to be 6% BF. Ive been 8ish before and it was horrible, i was cold all the time and ran out of energy fast. My max on bench is 275, i have a 6 pack, and can run a 6:00 mile so keep hating bruh. I get all the nutrients i need every day and am in top notch condition without having to do some crazy dieting. And not that im some kind of tough guy, but i GUARENTEE i could take like 80% of the people on this site. There is a guy at my gym who is JACKED and at least 250 lbs and i run circles around him and always lock him up quick. If you're gonna talk smack, find me at Charles Gracie Jiu-Jitsu Academy san mateo and get an arm broken. And then ill eat a cheeseburger and ice cream and break the other arm. Then make your girl ride it, assuming you arent a virgin although i probably shouldnt jump to conclusions you insecure redneck

[Steve]

u are 1 fuking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fukin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fukin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

[Steve]

Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2018 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a *ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight *ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother*ing fountains. Made the * beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Carl out.

[Pat]

4 hours ago, Steve said:

u are 1 fuking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fukin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fukin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

[Steve]

9 hours ago, Steve said:

Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2018 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a *ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight *ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother*ing fountains. Made the * beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Carl out.

@Freecandy this is my favourite.

[Steve]

@Sneg

 

The people here are absolutely retarded, they have no morals, no manners, and simply no knowledge on anything. You simply judge people based on how they look, not based on anything about them other than their physical appearence or how they look. This place is just as bad as anything on the internet such as child porn sites etc. This place supports racism and is degrading to women. "Go make me a sandwich", or "Go back in the kitchen", here's an idea, why don't YOU GO IN THE KITCHEN, and MAKE YOUR OWN FUKING SANDIWCH! The thought about women being powerful people in soceity threatens all of you. If I make a spelling mistake, I apologize, clearly that means that anything I say is unvalid. Or even better, If there is a red bar under my name then clearly I have no rights.

The fact of the matter is, you guys need to learn what respect is. The things said on here are absolutely disgusting. A video of a girl being sucker-punched in the face by a man, gets cheered and supported. If someone posts a story regardig a woman being raped, everyone calls her a slut and says it's her fault. Are you ****ing kidding me? Chivalry is dead. Every guy here has a mother, would you want another person talking to your mother the way you guys talk to women on here? I get PM's sent to me harrassing me to show them "noods" of myself or pictures of my feet. Absolutely disgusting.

The guys on here are some of the most retarded, self-centered people I have ever met on the internet. You have no goals in life, don't want to accomplish anything other than "make woman cook you food" and use them for sex. Oh! and how can i forget, the aspect of how big your dicks are. Clearly thats why we are all here, clearly that is the meaning to all of this, the meaning for all the stars and galaxies in the universe, it all comes down to the size of your penis. Seriously, grow a brain, or at least take the one you have in your ass and attach it to your head. I actually came here with an open-mind, not bothering anyone and simply posting my opinions on topics that interested me, until I kept being harassed and saw this place was filled with racist judgemental people. %99.99999999999 of you guys on here would never have the guts to speak to a woman in real life the way you speak to one on the internet. You're suddenly behind a computer screen, and you act like you own the world, pathetic is all I have to say about it. PATHETIC. I'm done posting in this forum, I only came here for nutrition and exercising advice, but clearly the men here are too threatned when they see an intelligent woman. Have a nice life losers.

[Pat]

I cannot believe that after what? 10+ years? on this forum, people still are absolutely clueless about me.

Luckily not everyone on this forum is missing a chromosome ( ty @slim thugnis). Unfortunately some people are missing two. ( @Steve) 

 

There are a few people on here that get it @smells ugy (good job to you - seen some of your posts).

But after all these years, it's time to end the fun. It's definitely been a fun ride, boyos, can't deny it. Some of you are aware I was interviewing with another company here in LA and I managed to get that job. I've actually reached "the end" of the "fun zone." No more fukken around, unfortunately. I'm going to be doing some managerial work (still in tech) and won't have time to bring giggles and rage to phaggots all over the world. Maybe one day I'll just quit IT and join YouTube so phaggots can rage from GOATCal all the way to Tasmania. 

People who know me and my style well, know that when I post things, I'm probably sitting on my toilet taking a massive $hit and whatever comes to my mind I post so I can get a kick out of people. A lot of times I'll post clues deliberately so that people will see them and go ape$hit thinking they "got me" when in reality, this is my reaction:

 

Edited December 16, 2018 by Freecandy

[Steve]

3 minutes ago, Freecandy said:

I cannot believe that after what? 10+ years? on this forum, people still are absolutely clueless about me.

Luckily not everyone on this forum is missing a chromosome ( ty @slim thugnis). Unfortunately some people are missing two. ( @Steve) 

 

There are a few people on here that get it @smells ugy (good job to you - seen some of your posts).

But after all these years, it's time to end the fun. It's definitely been a fun ride, boyos, can't deny it. Some of you are aware I was interviewing with another company here in LA and I managed to get that job. I've actually reached "the end" of the "fun zone." No more fukken around, unfortunately. I'm going to be doing some managerial work (still in tech) and won't have time to bring giggles and rage to phaggots all over the world. Maybe one day I'll just quit IT and join YouTube so phaggots can rage from GOATCal all the way to Tasmania. 

People who know me and my style well, know that when I post things, I'm probably sitting on my toilet taking a massive $hit and whatever comes to my mind I post so I can get a kick out of people. A lot of times I'll post clues deliberately so that people will see them and go ape$hit thinking they "got me" when in reality, this is my reaction:

 

My name is Steve, and I hate every single one of you @Freecandy, @smells ugy @Sneg . All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ***gots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

 

 

 

[London2nyc]

I met @smells ugy a few days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but the fucking boss himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother @smells ugy, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So @smells ugy put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.

[Steve]

7 minutes ago, London2nyc said:

I met @smells ugy a few days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but the fucking boss himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother @smells ugy, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So @smells ugy put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway. @Freecandy @smells ugy

[Pat]

You swine @Steve. You vulgar little maggot  @smells ugy. You worthless bag of filth @Sneg. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker @Jesse. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you @slim thugnis.

You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit @London2nyc. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt @pkeru. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon @Graves.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

[Graves]

99 Cooking BTW

[Steve]

Has it not occurred to you @Freecandy and @smells ugy and also @Sneg @Graves that the voice you've read my post in is in fact the voice in your head? It's your voice, it bears your tone, and your judgement values. How about this: Why are you being a little bitch? I am the matriarch of redditarian gang banging, dear. Do you not know who I am? I am desperately lonely. Are you trying to be my friend? Because you've got an interesting way of going about it. I'm ok with this, I can work with this, this is what we do. I do this. (That's an ICP reference. Get it?) Or am I wrong? Are you hurt or offended by something I said? Have I wronged you somehow? Are you upset? Do you feel trolled? As your friend, I feel obliged to inform you that if you said "yes" to any of these questions, you might be misattributing things to me which do not exist. If you don't understand what that means, how about don't sit there and tell me I'm both somehow subjective and also wrong. You can't have it both ways. So what's it going to be, chummer? I am The House. And The House says the door is open. Are you going to walk in here, fuck my shit up, and steal my properties? Ok, that's rude. We could also just chill. If I think I'm someone who thinks they're deeper than they actually are, then clearly I must dig deeper. I died once, true story. Listen... everything I've said in this thread... you must read in a voice with a friendly tone. And before you interrupted me, a youthful jubilence. You're abrasive, I'm sure you already know that. I understand I can be abrasive as well. I can understand you, I need you to understand me. If you don't understand me, we can't be friends. If we can't be friends, then you best get to stepping because you're in my way. Are you good?

[Steve]

Like I said @Freecandy @smells ugy @Graves @Sneg @Jesse @pkeru...You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem. Yeah.

[Pat]

@Steve WTF?  what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us ( @smells ugy @Sneg @slim thugnis @Jesse @pkeru @London2nyc)? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? 

 

Edited December 16, 2018 by Freecandy

[pkeru]

wdf was I drag in lmfaooooooo @Freecandy @London2nyc @Steve

[Steve]

2 minutes ago, pkeru said:

wdf was I drag in lmfaooooooo @Freecandy @London2nyc @Steve

unless you are a published theoretical physicist and have earned a Master of Science and two PhDs, have an IQ of 187, and went to college at 11 @pkeru @Freecandy @smells ugy @London2nyc, research String Theory at Caltech, switched disciplines from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory and reconciled the black hole information paradox using a string network condensate approach, worked on the string theory implications of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations and considered a method for optimizing a 500 GeV particle detector to this end, jointly wrote a paper on supersolids to be presented at an Institute of Experimental Physics topical conference on Bose-Einstein condensates, keep a whiteboard in the living room for scientific theories containing virtual particles in quantum mechanics or series of Riemann zeta functions, then no I will not ask you any questions

[Sneg]

Lmaooooo

[Steve]

6 hours ago, Sneg said:

Lmaooooo

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story @Sneg. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.

[Sneg]

I'm dead.

[Steve]

6 hours ago, Sneg said:

I'm dead.

Sometimes when I poop, I use the shaping attachment from my old Play Doh fun set. I place it on my anus, and make poops in different shapes. There's nothing strange about that at all. I'm an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars, I have every right to. The founding fathers would have wanted it that way. @smells ugy @Freecandy @Sneg @pkeru @Jesse