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The [FOE] Soulja Initiative

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Hello and welcome to my thread. Please play this music as you continue along for an integrative multi-sensory reading experience.

 

 

A spectre is haunting Final Ownage Elite - the spectre of Soulja Boy.

In our modern times, Final Ownage Elite is rife with discord. Amidst unprecedented events such as The Massacre of the Barcode Mains, The Banishment of Fudog, the Resurrections of Brothers Jensen and Sayoofi, the Rigging of the Lottery, and perhaps most significantly, the transatlantic war of English Kroo VS EST Crew - can anything stand to unite FOE?

 

 

 

Perhaps one man can.

 

 

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SOULJA BOY OFF IN THIS FOE

WATCH ME CRANK IT WATCH ME ROLL

WATCH ME CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY 

THEN SUPERMAN THAT FOEEEEEEEEE

 

As many of you may have heard, the Legend himself, Soulja Boy has began streaming Old School RuneScape. As we ourselves in Final Ownage Elite are Legends, as well as soldiers, it only makes sense that we are destined to be joined by the most legendary of souljas - none other than Young Draco himself, Soulja Boy. Therefore, with the power vested in me by my new extremely high rank of Experienced Member, I am using my experience to recruit Soulja Boy via implementing The FOE Soulja Initiative. Through its implementation, we shall reunite Final Ownage Elites various fragmented factions through a common cause.

 

Now, many of you may be thinking that this is some sort of "joke", but you are sorely mistaken. Big Soulja himself has truly been regularly streaming the realm of Gielnor. He can be seen at: 

 

Furthermore, I have received verbal consent for The FOE Soulja Initiative from Very High Authoritative Ranks Warlord Remy and Leader Known 2 Pown. I have recorded evidence of their consent.

 

 

With the clans leadership fully backing the movement, many strong Soldiers of FOE have already began mobilizing to recruit Young Draco. In the following photographs, handsome FOE warriors can be seen in these photographs VERY CLOSE to Soulja Boy (SouljaBoySOD), in some instances even enticing him with "drip" (in his own dialect) in order to join the community. If we continue these efforts, especially with higher opts, it is only a matter of time before the hip-hop phenom is acquired.

 

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So, my brothers and fellow soldiers, I ask you to join me. For optimal implementation of this initiative, I and other Draco experts have developed a sophisticated protocol to lure Soulja firmly within our grasp. 

 

1. Keep a close eye on Soulja on twitch at twitch.tv/souljaboy. 

2. Find his world by adding other people who appear on his livestream.

3. Go to his location (ideally in large groups).

4. Pretype spams about FOE to get his attention.

5. Trade him valuable and aesthetically pleasing items to appeal to him. He becomes very aroused by receiving items which he characterizes as having "that drip".

 

Through these intricate techniques developed by highly trained specialists, and with your help, we shall surely recruit the Legend himself. When our will is fulfilled, we shall receive unimaginable quantities of drip and clout, ruling the RuneScape world under the sanctified tutelage of Soulja Boy.

 

Soldiers of Final Ownage Elite: Join the FOE Soulja Initiative today!

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