FOE'S SUNDAY - DEMORALIZED CLUMPTALITY GETS VICTIMIZED

March 13, 2022

Sunday, March 13th, 2022: Final Ownage Elite entered the wilderness peaking at 40 Eagles. We spent our Sunday chasing our little demoralized dogs and catching them in clumps left and right. Sticking true to their nature, ~~Fatality~~ got gwassed FOUR times today and was even gatekept from entering the wildy(nothing new here LMFAO). After the complete ass beating last week, BluntPurez knew to stay clear of us today and left their shitty counterparts of ~~Fatality~~ to die alone.

We started our day hitting a little cluster northwest of bandits. We cleared up the majority of the people hugging the walls before it turned into a mainfest. We quickly got a regroup and decided it was time to start demoralizing our shitty victims and chased them to southeast of bandits. ~~Fatality~~ formed multiple boxes(gwas #1) where the majority of their pitiful clan died in mere moments. We noticed ~~Fatality~~ refused to return so we tele'd out for our first win of the day.

We then logged in south of bandits and moved west where ~~Fatality~~ thought they were in F2P and were in another box

(gwas #2). Our chins and barrages were too much for ~~Fatality~~ to handle. They got completely obliterated after we showed up to the fight. We picked off a few stragglers before making our exit and then completely demoralizing ~~Fatality~~ into silence at the bank.

We got word ~~Fatality~~ tried to fight at boneyard so we set ourselves up at ruins and rushed east into them. We caught them in the fattest clump at the trees where ~~Fatality~~ completely exploded(gwas #3). We noticed the rest of FI that wasn't in the clump had made their exit and yet again refused to return. We pushed our weight around for a short while, clearing anyone we pushed ourselves into and then left ourselves.

Shortly after, we set up north of lumberyard and patiently waited for ~~Fatality~~ to come from the south. As expected, ~~Fatality~~ showed up south of the ditch and REFUSED to enter the wilderness. Our braindead victims couldn't even manage a hit from singles as they continued to run to the edge of the ditch(multi btw). Clumped and confused at the ditch(gwas #4), our little doggies got completely cleared from the map, leaving only purple dots remaining. At a complete loss as to what happened to the rest of their clan, these morons walked BACK TO VARROCK LOOOOOOL.

YOU GUYS ARE DOWN BAD RN LOOOOOOL.

At the end of our trip, ~~Fatality~~ *tried* to hit us in singles at bandits.

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOU SHITTERS AREN'T BUILT FOR THIS. You have the least amount of stamina in the entire pure scene.

~~Fatality~~ clearly doesn't have 1v1 quality, they died one after another and cried heavily while doing so. After a short while, they tried to tele up into multi at bandits. We all quickly tele'd up and completely swept them from multi.

~~Fatality~~ immediately ended afterwards.

Another easy fucking Sunday for the boys, we'll see you shitters next week.