17 YEARS: FINAL OWNAGE ELITE FARMS EVERY CLAN

March 27, 2022

Sunday, March 27th: Final Ownage Elite massed up 65+ eagles to celebrate adding the 17th year to our decorated clan history. With every clan sitting on their hands waiting for action to arise, we took it upon ourselves to post up at chaos altar awaiting any clan to hit us. ~~Fatality~~ decided to be our first (and biggest) victim of the weekend. Logging in west of us, we had a strong north side push and immediately begin to wrap them up into a box just like they've been put in for the last 3 weekends. Making quick work of the ~~Fatality noobs~~, we pushed through them with melee and collected loot keys to further add to our already profitable anniversary.

After starting off our party with a short incredibly easy feast we took to the wilderness to assert our dominance yet again, and Zenith willingly giving a 1v1. Quickly this 1v1 turned to a cluster with the likes of BluntPurez, ~~Fatality~~, and Legacy all showing up to try their hand at winning this Sunday. After a multi-clan cluster, Final Ownage Elite to no one's surprise proved themselves to be the top dog as the last clan standing. Slowly moving from west CA, up to the tele spot and putting down each and every person without a FOE cape.

Giving the clan world time to regroup, we took to sperm hill and started spamming at ~~Fatality~~ scouts, baiting our dogs to log in on us so we could feast once again. As planned, our low iq pets logged into our world and another small cluster broke out as BluntPurez came to try and save their ally clan. ~~Fatality~~ shortly teleported away after being slammed yet again, leaving BluntPurez alone to slowly get swept up and cleared in another incredibly easy feast for the eagles of FOE.

Yet again with every clan avoiding giving us action we took it upon ourselves to sit on top of every clan's scouts, and start spamming at them. Our victims ~~fatality~~ decided to log in, and start absolutely feeding us with free kill after free kill. Working from CA tele spot, to the west trees, and back. In a matter of minutes the ~~Fatality~~ dogs were returning in one item, and being one-hit as soon as they teleported up like lambs to the slaughter. This long-winded farm session ended in every clan teleporting out and giving up on trying to fight Final Ownage Elite. In typical WINNER fashion we slowly walked down to the ditch with smites up after winning each and every fight we had.

It's been 17 years of Final Ownage Elite, and we'd like to thank every single one of our elite eagles who showed up to our anniversary this year. This anniversary has once again been incredibly dominant, and without a doubt a great example of our success as a clan. We appreciate every member, elder, veteran, and retired that showed up today. It was great to have you all back.