Found in my old /b/ archive from /b/tard days

[Gareth l Rare]

This is the story all about how

my life got flip turned upside down

So if you take a moment and sit right there

I tell you how I became the meme called pedobear.

In west Neverland born and raised

Stalking the playground is how I spent most of my days

Checking out max relaxing all cool

Playing with my balls outside of the school

When a couple of kids who were looking real good

Didn't check the offender registry in their neighborhood.

I touched one little kid and her mom got scared and said, "I'm calling the fbi on you sick pedobears"

So I whistled for a van but when it came near

the license plate said chan and there was a party in the rear

If anything I could say this van was a snare

But I thought, "Nah forget it, you can't catch a running bear"

I pulled out of the girl, who was seven or eight

and I yelled to the moralfags, "Yo homos, sage you later"

Looking at her crotch I got there before the hair

She can sit on my bone cause I'm the pedobear.

(p.s, if the fresh prince tune come on in the background on your head while you read this you oh me a beer)

[Cal]

wot

[Juli]

epic :D

[Hex`]

[ch0z3n]

[ch0z3n]

i should make a topic  with picks of my /b/folder

[Blitz]

(p.s, if the fresh prince tune come on in the background on your head while you read this you oh me a beer)

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[Guest Emote|Muse]

Fucking gay.

[i2eally]

u kids are gay im not really upset or anything but if i saw you irl id smash you a right one

[Slee]

fuck 4chan

[Cam]

you're the cancer killing the internet as a whole

as well as anyone who posted those unfunny pictures