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Okay so yesterday I was throwing a party, I was playing rs till 7 and then we all went to the gas station to buy booze. I had rollen a joint, that we were smoking on the way home. I had asked my mom all day to go to a mate that night, because we were going to get high. We were rolling 2 joints and smoking them in my room, I was glad my mom didn't come in. Next day when she offered to help me clean up she found some silverpaper and said "You're not roasting tobacco are you?" I was like FML. But she didn't get mad :D

*Expects people to say cool story bro*

Creamie pies
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Bro story cool.

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Well, that ones new ^^

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I do not.. give a FUCK.

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I'm sorry, I don't give a fuck.

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i'll edit as soon as i give a fuck..

lntoxicating
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Is your mum hot?

Dude.. My head's like that big tree on the cookie box and you're those little keebler elfs. You're all inside it and shit.

well, answer the mans question!

Acclaimed|Jordan
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is this seriously the best story you have while blazing?

you need to get ur life up son

Shut Up Kid
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Okay so yesterday I was throwing a party, I was playing rs till 7 and then we all went to the gas station to buy booze. I had rollen a joint, that we were smoking on the way home. I had asked my mom all day to go to a mate that night, because we were going to get high. We were rolling 2 joints and smoking them in my room, I was glad my mom didn't come in. Next day when she offered to help me clean up she found some silverpaper and said "You're not roasting tobacco are you?" I was like FML. But she didn't get mad :D

*Expects people to say cool story bro*

okay, so u played rs at a party? then u asked ur mom to leave? like thats not obvious, then you mentioned you were going to get high?

am i missing something or did you just type it bad

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My mum rolls my joints for me. Yay for not being 12 years old.

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My mum rolls my joints for me. Yay for not being 12 years old.

your over 12 and can't roll your own j's...

sorry but theres a problem here..

watch me tb
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I had asked my mom all day to go to a mate that night, because we were going to get high

were you trying to get your mom laid?

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Okay so yesterday I was throwing a party, I was playing rs till 7 and then we all went to the gas station to buy booze. I had rollen a joint, that we were smoking on the way home. I had asked my mom all day to go to a mate that night, because we were going to get high. We were rolling 2 joints and smoking them in my room, I was glad my mom didn't come in. Next day when she offered to help me clean up she found some silverpaper and said "You're not roasting tobacco are you?" I was like FML. But she didn't get mad :D

*Expects people to say cool story bro*

why do nerds always make topics about druggs, drank and sigarettes.. useless topics, write a book including ur life story
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Okay so yesterday I was throwing a party, I was playing rs till 7 and then we all went to the gas station to buy booze. I had rollen a joint, that we were smoking on the way home. I had asked my mom all day to go to a mate that night, because we were going to get high. We were rolling 2 joints and smoking them in my room, I was glad my mom didn't come in. Next day when she offered to help me clean up she found some silverpaper and said "You're not roasting tobacco are you?" I was like FML. But she didn't get mad :D

*Expects people to say cool story bro*

why do nerds always make topics about druggs, drank and sigarettes.. useless topics, write a book including ur life story

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