The UNOFFICIAL "I'm cooler than you" Thread

[Acclaimed|Jordan]

i started smoking weed at 5, im cooler than you

[Cal]

i had sex at 3, im cooler than u

[gfdgfd]

there's alot of things i wouldn't want my mum to find out, i'm cooler than you

[Ikz]

I played when fear figment was a girl, im cooler than you

[ya im chase]

I killed someone, I'm cooler than you

[Gareth l Rare]

i O.D'd while falling out of a plane and survived, I'm cooler than you.

[Creamie pies]

I have a 1 inch penis, im cooler than all of you, gf bbq

[watch me tb]

im cooler than you.

[lntoxicating]

I brok the chain of "I'm cooler than you's." which signifies me as the only Alpha Male on this forum; While simultaneously solidifying my dominance of awesomeness.

[Cholesterol]

I was foe's first black HC, I'm cooler than you

[HADUKEN]

I raped a cat and it had my babies. I'm cooler then you.

[Zero]

I was on the Titanic, I'm cooler than you

[Shut Up Kid]

i receive anal, i am cooler than you

[d72]

I played a game of Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won, I'm cooler than you.

[Shut Up Kid]

i steal candy from babies im cooler than you

[Acclaimed|Jordan]

im an exHustler, im cooler than you

[Mike (0BR)]

I am Foe's 2nd Black HC, I'm cooler than you.

[Noah]

im an exHustler, im cooler than you

lol'd

i took a 2 minute piss, i'm cooler than you

[Cal]

Chuck norris said im cooler than him, im cooler than u

[Acclaimed|Jordan]

I was fapping to porn and the guy was about to cum on the girl but he waited until I was ready to blow my load, im cooler than you.

[I C0NN0R I]

i can GFX, win by default.

[P4|Pink]

I can close this topic, I am cooler than you.

[Idiot_Wasabi]

the muscles in my penis can kill you, im cooler than you

[I C0NN0R I]

I can close this topic, I am cooler than you.

GFX > modpowers

[Acclaimed|Jordan]

when i was born i gave the doctor a high-five, im cooler than you