Your Wors -Real- FML Moments-Dosen't have to be Extreme-

[FoeChaos]

Ok so it was a Friday,Was excited cause me and my friends were going to skate and have a party on Friday night,So im all hyped about the situation and 2 hours till schools over,-My unFav Teacher-Mrs Harper-Fat -50+-Year old menopausic lady with issues- D: Starts asking the class whats your plans for the weekend and me -Stupidly- said get wasted and everyone laughed and she got major-p.oed and said 1 more outburst of stupidity and your going to see the principal.I laughed for some reason-To Loud- and she said ok go and im like wow chill... it was just a joke and she started yelling and said ima bring the principal -she left and left the door OPEN- remember that part so she goes outside and my friends like dude fucking stop bro your gunna get in trouble and he started talking and talking and i said well its not my fault her Obesity issues get in her work life and she takes it out on me. and i just heard the u know,-Omg- kind of sound chicks make. Suspension for 1 1/2 weeks. Fun but Fml D:

YOUR TURN-----

[gfdgfd]

Lol at children, getting in trouble for saying you're going to get wasted, how cute.

[Devlz]

sk8erb0ii1998

[Jef|Ohh]

I was making some history assignement on my laptop when I suddenly got hungry. So I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and saw this big tomato/salad/cheese sandwich.

I took it out and went back to my room to eat/work on history assignement. So when I got infront of my laptop I also took the sandwich and started to eat it. First bite was in the tomato and it somehow squeezed all the juice all over my wall behind my laptop. I tried to take it off but it didn't work so now I have a bunch of juice stains behind my laptop wich wont come off and the worst part is that it looks like I jizzed in front of my laptop all over my wall...

I apologize for my english and for wasting 1 minute of your life

[FoeChaos]

and the worst part is that it looks like I jizzed in front of my laptop all over my wall...

I apologize for my english and for wasting 1 minute of your life

4/5 xD

[FoeChaos]

Lol at children, getting in trouble for saying you're going to get wasted, how cute.

Lol at 12 year olds,Calling people children

[gfdgfd]

Lol at children, getting in trouble for saying you're going to get wasted, how cute.

Lol at 12 year olds,Calling people children

12? That's funny, coulda sworn i was 18 last time i checked, it seems that you're the one making stupid fucking childish posts with terrible grammar and spelling, and you're saying i'm 12? Funny that, if you weren't a child, you wouldn't have gotten in trouble for saying you're gonna get wasted at the weekend, just saying.

[FoeChaos]

Wow im 17... your 1 year older Oh to the my fucking god....

[gfdgfd]

17 and you get in trouble for saying you're going to get wasted, oh dear oh dear, you're being treated like a child.

[Creamie pies]

11 and a half weeks? Fake storie

[Jim]

Hate to be the guy that brings up smoking weed, but..

First time I'd ever spoked weed, me and my mates planned it for ages, we had more than enough for the 4 of us, a shit-ton of food, beers, a free house, a Playstation, it was perfect.

We were putting it off for an hour or two, making excuses as honestly, we were quite nervous, then we decide to start smoking, me and my mate start playing a Spec-OPs mission on MW2 will buzzing like fuck, then we hear my friend's door slam.

I slowly turn to look and I see his girlfriend with his kid, just standing there, red-faced. My mind was like OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK' but I was laughing pretty hard.

She came back down and started throwing objects in her reach in our direction, my mate pulls her into the kitchen to calm her down but she's screaming like crazy telling him to get out of the house, I come up with what I thought was a brilliant idea, so I went up to her and was like 'Look, its my weed, they didn't even smoke anything, they were just drinking and play the Playstation.'

She hit me in the face with a mug.

[severed arow]

11 and a half weeks? Fake storie

1 1/2 = one and one half

[FoeChaos]

11 and a half weeks? Fake storie

Bro,Once in a while go to SCHOOL... 1 1/2 means One and One Half=9-10 days -School Wise-

[d72]

True story, probably shouldn't have deleted the screenies though.

Went onto eHarmony just to see what kind of girls would be out there interested in somebody like me. I filled out the survey and it turns out that there's nobody in the world who's a perfect compatible match to me.

._.

[gfdgfd]

True story, probably shouldn't have deleted the screenies though.

Went onto eHarmony just to see what kind of girls would be out there interested in somebody like me. I filled out the survey and it turns out that there's nobody in the world who's a perfect compatible match to me.

._.

What about me baby? i'll be whatever you want me to be.

[FoeChaos]

i Know pronounce,pur3 and d72... Who wants to be the wife? :)

[gfdgfd]

Me.

[FoeChaos]

K Then man and wife now gratz.. and don't use e harmony :)

[FoeChaos]

True story, probably shouldn't have deleted the screenies though.

Went onto eHarmony just to see what kind of girls would be out there interested in somebody like me. I filled out the survey and it turns out that there's nobody in the world who's a perfect compatible match to me.

._.

Btw Ftw Story bro 5/5 :)) and Im the owner of E-Harmony...Your compatible wit...Pur3...Your the man hes the wife Grtz

[watch me tb]

one and a half years ago i got in a wreck. i was just getting done with work and i went to my friends to pick him up and we were going to go to a party that night. i drove about 2 miles from his house and got in an accident. someone t-boned me going 75 mph. my friend got pretty banged up.. his doctor bills were around 130k. i didnt get a ticket or anything and thought it was all said and done seeing how i have insurance and everything... but last thursday i got a letter saying my "friend" is suing me for the rest of his doc bills and pain and suffering. my insurance only covered 100k of his bills, so depending on what happens in court i could be majorly fucked.

[Adolesc3nt]

A few days ago I put a can of Dr pepper in the freezer. No idea why. I came back around 5 hours later and took the can out. The can was swollen and the bottom had popped out so I assumed that it was frozen all the way through. I was wrong. The second I lifted the tab dr pepper came flying out of the can and hit me right in the eyes. I laid on the floor blinded for at least 5 minutes before I could open my eyes again. I looked up and found out that the dr pepper that didn't land on my eyes landed on the ceiling. The mess took 20 minutes to clean up.

[FoeChaos]

Dr pepper... is Evil..

[Cal]

The first second and third time i broke the same wrist

[Pieter]

one and a half years ago i got in a wreck. i was just getting done with work and i went to my friends to pick him up and we were going to go to a party that night. i drove about 2 miles from his house and got in an accident. someone t-boned me going 75 mph. my friend got pretty banged up.. his doctor bills were around 130k. i didnt get a ticket or anything and thought it was all said and done seeing how i have insurance and everything... but last thursday i got a letter saying my "friend" is suing me for the rest of his doc bills and pain and suffering. my insurance only covered 100k of his bills, so depending on what happens in court i could be majorly fucked.

thats fucking america all they do is sue sue sue

[Mike (0BR)]

one and a half years ago i got in a wreck. i was just getting done with work and i went to my friends to pick him up and we were going to go to a party that night. i drove about 2 miles from his house and got in an accident. someone t-boned me going 75 mph. my friend got pretty banged up.. his doctor bills were around 130k. i didnt get a ticket or anything and thought it was all said and done seeing how i have insurance and everything... but last thursday i got a letter saying my "friend" is suing me for the rest of his doc bills and pain and suffering. my insurance only covered 100k of his bills, so depending on what happens in court i could be majorly fucked.

Wow. Dick move.