Not getting laid.

[katalyst]

Now this has been a pretty persistent problem for me. I haven't done shit with a chick for like 2 years. Anywayyy, i've been considering rape as a good solution to this problem. Anyone think this will be a success?

[gfdgfd]

Nah, but yeah, s'been a year for me too, fucking sucks ¬.¬

[katalyst]

yeah yo...

and this was a me being bored thread before i get flamed..

[Adolesc3nt]

they make pills for that

[Adam|Note]

The rape aXe will unleash it's fury upon you.

[Cholesterol]

The rape aXe will unleash it's fury upon you.

haha!

[Blitz]

Probably. Give it a go.

[d72]

Bro I know how you feel... Ever since the girl I was seeing told me she didn't like me any more I just developed a chronic incapability to seal the deal with absolutely anybody. And believe me, it's fucking depressing when my friends are making fun of me for it ._.

[katalyst]

Guest viewing this. I hope your not a cop.

[gfdgfd]

Guest viewing this. I hope your not a cop.

Might be Intoxicating :P

[Guest Emote|Muse]

doooooooo ittt

[nate.]

It's worth a shot.

[Blitz]

Guest viewing this. I hope your not a cop.

Might be Intoxicating :P

:lol:

[Cholesterol]

Once you get the tie dye shirts up and running gals will be throwing themselves at you  :nice:

[HADUKEN]

It will backfire and the rape axe will claim your penises soul.

[Lat]

Dont worry it will happen.  I know we havent talked for a while but i know u well enough to think you're the relationship type of guy. Everyone has their day, dont worry :)

[Shut Up Kid]

anti-rape condom to the resqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq

[Acclaimed|Jordan]

did someone say rape!?

[Light]

Shut up or nut up Fag

[plex]

rape is fun. ive personally raped several older woman

it would be in your best interest to at least give it a go.

btw im always open for sexual activity call me if your interested..

[Jim]

Guys, I know two these pornstars who keep asking me to fuck them in the ass, how do I let them down gently and tell them I'm not interested?

[katalyst]

lat my dudee. How do you do?

[HADUKEN]

Guys, I know two these pornstars who keep asking me to fuck them in the ass, how do I let them down gently and tell them I'm not interested?

Show them your signature.

[gfdgfd]

Guys, I know two these pornstars who keep asking me to fuck them in the ass, how do I let them down gently and tell them I'm not interested?

Show them your signature.

He said he wanted to tell them he's not interested, not turn them on

[Ellijah|Stoned]

I think its time for a serious breakup. 2 years and still no pussy?