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This topic doesn't have any reasoning behind it other than it being _fucking mental_.

About 5 years ago back when everyone seemed to be in competition to see how many friends they could get and everyone was adding everyone on MSN, me and a bunch of my friends were added by some random girl from a few miles away, we'd always invite her to convosations and abuse her for the lulz, but other than that didn't think anything of it. Until Bebo hit the net and she added us all on there too, she became somewhat of an inside joke between us lot and she'd come up in convosation.

Anyway, I ALWAYS seen her when I went to the supermarket, granted it was in the area, but fuck, it was like every week I'd go there, i'd see her and shit myself slightly (If she reconsided me she'd probably beat the shit out of me).

Then, I went to college, I perposely chose a college that was miles away just because I wanted a fresh start, and derderderp, guess what. She's in the class next door, doing the same subject, etc. This is where the inside jokes became stupid and my mum was telling me that I was stalking her and shit.

THEN, I drop out of college, move to the otherside of the country, and apply for a course in a college that is far, far away. They have inductions every week for this course, but soon as I walk through the door the bloke interviewing me is like 'You're late, go sit over there', pointing me next to THE SAME FUCKING GIRL.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

& Yeah, tl;dr, I know.

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Holy shit you being serious? Maybe that means somebody's tryna tell you you should tap her ass?

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She's got camera's in your house and goes to where you're about to go before you even get there.

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I think it's your destiny to fuck this women.

Adolesc3nt
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what does she look like?

Cholesterol
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She's the one Jim, ask her if she'd like to go out for a milkshake sometime!

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She's the one. Tap that shit. XD

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She's the one Jim, ask her if she'd like to go out for a milkshake sometime!

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Cmon son, let's go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes

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^ :lol:

Back to the topic..

You ever seen the movie Misery? If not, this is gonna be a whole new world for ya.

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^ :lol:

Back to the topic..

You ever seen the movie Misery? If not, this is gonna be a whole new world for ya.

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That's my line, if i ever catch you, i'll grab you by the neck, and ram a stool down yer throat!!

Cholesterol
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She's the one Jim, ask her if she'd like to go out for a milkshake sometime!

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Cmon son, let's go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes

rofl!
Guest Emote|Muse
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omg lol

Superioth L
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wow WTF  :omg:

Cholesterol
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slap dat ass  B)

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^ :lol:

Back to the topic..

You ever seen the movie Misery? If not, this is gonna be a whole new world for ya.

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That's my line, if i ever catch you, i'll grab you by the neck, and ram a stool down yer throat!!

There was already one Simpson joke on this thread, i thought " Why not add one more? " :sleep:

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^ :lol:

Back to the topic..

You ever seen the movie Misery? If not, this is gonna be a whole new world for ya.

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That's my line, if i ever catch you, i'll grab you by the neck, and ram a stool down yer throat!!

There was already one Simpson joke on this thread, i thought " Why not add one more? " :sleep:

Sorry, you don't have to be sarcastic, i have feelings too  :unsure2:
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^ :lol:

Back to the topic..

You ever seen the movie Misery? If not, this is gonna be a whole new world for ya.

Posted Image

That's my line, if i ever catch you, i'll grab you by the neck, and ram a stool down yer throat!!

There was already one Simpson joke on this thread, i thought " Why not add one more? " :sleep:

Sorry, you don't have to be sarcastic, i have feelings too  :unsure2:

I wasnt being sarcastic.. I wub you.  :wub:

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^ :lol:

Back to the topic..

You ever seen the movie Misery? If not, this is gonna be a whole new world for ya.

Posted Image

That's my line, if i ever catch you, i'll grab you by the neck, and ram a stool down yer throat!!

There was already one Simpson joke on this thread, i thought " Why not add one more? " :sleep:

Sorry, you don't have to be sarcastic, i have feelings too  :unsure2:

I wasnt being sarcastic.. I wub you.  :wub:

That's what they all say </3
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:(

I fucking love your sig.

SkidooosH
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6 degrees of seperation

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