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Gareth l Rare

Nope i got a better one... 1min ill edit with it.../them

1.Anatidaephobia - the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

2.Koumpounophobia: Fear of buttons

3.Carnophobia - Fear Of Meat

o.O o.O o.O o.O

Awemni

roaches are understandable.. i stood on one bare foot when i was a kid.. It was warm and gooie and ever since iv dreaded being near one because it reminds me of the feeling i got when i herd the crunch nd yeah. Im not scared but just imagining standing on one barefoot makes me cringe

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I'm terrified of insects, a few nights ago I was taking a shower and there was a cockroach in there. I spent like a few minutes blasting it against the wall with the detachable shower head until it died, I had to finish the shower with mostly cold water.

edit: thank you this thread makes me feel semi-normal

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I too have a fear of cotton, I mentioned on another thread a while back.

Some bellends like to chew those dangling cotton things on hoodies, makes me throw up, I'm not joking either, it's fucking disgusting.

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I too have a fear of cotton, I mentioned on another thread a while back.

Some bellends like to chew those dangling cotton things on hoodies, makes me throw up, I'm not joking either, it's fucking disgusting.

;_;...........
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I'm terrified of insects, a few nights ago I was taking a shower and there was a cockroach in there. I spent like a few minutes blasting it against the wall with the detachable shower head until it died, I had to finish the shower with mostly cold water.

Being scared of insects is nothing compared to being scared of inanimate bits of fluff  :D

Lol Jim are you being serious? XD

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I'm terrified of insects, a few nights ago I was taking a shower and there was a cockroach in there. I spent like a few minutes blasting it against the wall with the detachable shower head until it died, I had to finish the shower with mostly cold water.

Being scared of insects is nothing compared to being scared of inanimate bits of fluff  :D

Lol Jim are you being serious? XD

Depends if your ancestors had to pick it for 400 years
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Some bellends like to chew those dangling cotton things on hoodies, makes me throw up, I'm not joking either, it's fucking disgusting.

I am one of these bellends. :)

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I'm terrified of insects, a few nights ago I was taking a shower and there was a cockroach in there. I spent like a few minutes blasting it against the wall with the detachable shower head until it died, I had to finish the shower with mostly cold water.

Being scared of insects is nothing compared to being scared of inanimate bits of fluff  :D

Lol Jim are you being serious? XD

Depends if your ancestors had to pick it for 400 years

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Gareth l Rare

I'm terrified of insects, a few nights ago I was taking a shower and there was a cockroach in there. I spent like a few minutes blasting it against the wall with the detachable shower head until it died, I had to finish the shower with mostly cold water.

Being scared of insects is nothing compared to being scared of inanimate bits of fluff  :D

Lol Jim are you being serious? XD

Depends if your ancestors had to pick it for 400 years
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I'm terrified of insects, a few nights ago I was taking a shower and there was a cockroach in there. I spent like a few minutes blasting it against the wall with the detachable shower head until it died, I had to finish the shower with mostly cold water.

Being scared of insects is nothing compared to being scared of inanimate bits of fluff  :D

Lol Jim are you being serious? XD

Depends if your ancestors had to pick it for 400 years
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Lol'd  :lol:

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Still say this is one of the worst... not only because of what it is, but also because of the irony behind it...

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - The fear of long words

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Still say this is one of the worst... not only because of what it is, but also because of the irony behind it...

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - The fear of long words

Nah it's defo Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

But lol, it'd be like.. so, do you have any phobias?

Hippopoto-AHHH AHH AHH AHHHH!!!!! AHHH !!!!!! :'(

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I'm terrified of insects, a few nights ago I was taking a shower and there was a cockroach in there. I spent like a few minutes blasting it against the wall with the detachable shower head until it died, I had to finish the shower with mostly cold water.

Being scared of insects is nothing compared to being scared of inanimate bits of fluff  :D

Lol Jim are you being serious? XD

Depends if your ancestors had to pick it for 400 years

LMFAOOOOO

also:

Fear of peaches:

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Gareth l Rare

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - The fear of long words

Nah it's defo Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

Fucking lol!

I love you guys  :wub:  :wow:  :D  ^_^

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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - The fear of long words

Nah it's defo Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

Fucking lol!

I love you guys  :wub:  :wow:  :D  ^_^

If you're male then you're fucked.

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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - The fear of long words

Nah it's defo Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

Fucking lol!

I love you guys  :wub:  :wow:  :D  ^_^

If you're male then you're fucked.

Yep he's male, and he's fucked by me <3 he fucks me back of course  :blush:
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Gareth l Rare

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - The fear of long words

Nah it's defo Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

Fucking lol!

I love you guys  :wub:  :wow:  :D  ^_^

If you're male then you're fucked.

Yep he's male, and he's fucked by me <3 he fucks me back of course  :blush:
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - The fear of long words

Nah it's defo Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

Fucking lol!

I love you guys  :wub:  :wow:  :D  ^_^

If you're male then you're fucked.

Yep he's male, and he's fucked by me <3 he fucks me back of course  :blush:
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What if i don't want it to not be gay.

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Oh kk lots of eye contact then k

Hmm, im'a stop pretending to be gay now, after looking up at that picture and imagining them staring deep into eachothers eyes it's quite disgusting tbh

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