Drunken Experiences

[Juli]

This trolling is getting dirty. I like.

on topic: asked my good looking teacher if she wanted to have sex with me. exHustler style please.

[gfdgfd]

nah exHustler would have side punched her in the face repeatedly, dragged her home, and shagged her on the sofa while his mum was upstairs.

[Eric]

nah exHustler would have side punched her in the face repeatedly, dragged her home, and shagged her on the sofa while his mum was upstairs.

exHustler rapes and doesn't afraid of anything!

[TJ]

nah exHustler would have side punched her in the face repeatedly, dragged her home, and shagged her on the sofa while his mum was upstairs.

exHustler rapes and doesn't afraid of anything!

exHustler lost his virginity to a horse...

[gfdgfd]

nah exHustler would have side punched her in the face repeatedly, dragged her home, and shagged her on the sofa while his mum was upstairs.

exHustler rapes and doesn't afraid of anything!

exHustler lost his virginity to a horse...

nah, don't doubt exHustler, exHustler lost his virginity to Megan Fox after roundhouse kicking Chuck Norris in the face.

[Gareth l Rare]

nah exHustler would have side punched her in the face repeatedly, dragged her home, and shagged her on the sofa while his mum was upstairs.

exHustler rapes and doesn't afraid of anything!

exHustler lost his virginity to a horse...

nah, don't doubt exHustler, exHustler lost his virginity to Megan Fox after roundhouse kicking Chuck Norris in the face.

[TJ]

nah exHustler would have side punched her in the face repeatedly, dragged her home, and shagged her on the sofa while his mum was upstairs.

exHustler rapes and doesn't afraid of anything!

exHustler lost his virginity to a horse...

nah, don't doubt exHustler, exHustler lost his virginity to Megan Fox after roundhouse kicking Chuck Norris in the face.

[watch me tb]

u so funneh tj.

[Ya i am Good]

i drank like a fith of R&R then like 13 budweizers for my very first time ever really drinking i was smashed puked like a million gallons of stuff in my friends rv thingy i guess more stuff happend i just dont remember

[TJ]

[gfdgfd]

"I assume we'll have to answer your questions three!"

"Faaaaaaaaaaaaggit" LOOOOL

but what does that have to do with this topic o.O

[Luke]

Don't feed the trolls

Don't post horse cock

I'll tell you a story

One time my friend named Ep drank a shot of dubra and a half shot of svedka (because it's serious shit), and was fuckin bogged. Then he went on tinychat, and chatroulette. Ownage story is finished.

[TJ]

Don't feed the trolls

Don't post horse cock

I'll tell you a story

One time my friend named Ep drank a shot of dubra and a half shot of svedka (because it's serious shit), and was fuckin bogged. Then he went on tinychat, and chatroulette. Ownage story is finished.

lmao okay sorry :p

I got fucked up on tequila, and had sex with my friends girl friend... He still doesn't not know thank god. but if he did he would probably hack meh acc... might be good idea to change the pass and recovery's.

Also while i was in Vegas i got wasted and had sex with a chick named Nickola or something. We met in the MgM Grand lobby... Long story short 1 thing led to another, and i don't remember wearing a rubber... soooo...... o.O

[Marc|Criti]

ep is pro

[Acclaimed|Jordan]

i once drank a 352.... almost died.

5% of you will know what a 352 is.

[watch me tb]

wuts a 352

[mlaK]

once poked a fat chick after drinking 14 beers. LOL

[Gareth l Rare]

once poked a fat chick in her belly button with my 12inch cock after drinking 40 beers. :shifty:

Fix'd

errm, funny thing is if you smoke the "herb" you could get the munchies (doesnt affect everyone) but im sadly one of the ones who it doesnt affect. Now when drinking? Now thats a different story  :wow:

Example of night in watching dvd's with ex (she was on the blob so was no fun and i had a create + she wouldnt shut up and kept moaning. So i did what any guy would do... hit her? Na jokes dont hit girls (except TJ) but  :D

As a result i ate 2 pizza's, 1 lasagna and a whole pack of kit kats to myself. She only had 1 slice of pizza and gave me evils for the whole day.  :nice: can guess were not together anymore lmao  :lol: :lol:

[Chris]

Only story I have ( because I grew up after it happened ) was I drank way too much at this house party thing as my m8s mum was out, anyways his big sister came home and myself and this other guy who was around the same alcohol amount start trying to chat her up. Lol long story short we failed because the sister's brother ( m8 with the house ) hit my wingman and then I threwup over him. Luckily he was passed out on the floor ( punch must have finished him off or something ).

I wake up in the morning with stale sick in my mouth surrounded by my own sick.

I go downstairs, the sister is cooking breakfast with her mum who was home by now. I just sat down and started eating whilst being given evils haha.

Anyways don't do that shit anymore as I wrecked a £200 pair of jeans :S

[xH3LLGARx]

Jordan pretty sure the highest is 200 not 352... and my story

So its a typical thursday night at Umass, its around 5:00pm my roommate is going for an alcohol run after smoking a 2g blunt with me and my friends, I got cap'n and a 2L of coke, and i wanted him to get some sour patch kids, (ELIMINATES KOTTONMOUTH!, your welcome).  He gets back we start pounding drinks playing flip cup and ordered wings (we all had the munchies).  We then proceeded to go to a hockey game that night which was fucking amazing.  I popped in some eye drops and filled my water botle up woth "coke" and went through security (u mad?).  We got up to the front row and started being the LOUDEST most retarded drunks you had ever seen. :D  Flashing people screaming fuck you to the other team, harassing the goalie and the ref's! haha  MY friend graham puked all over the stairs on our way out and the staff had to clean it up, and he was laughing his ass off and could barely breath.  Got back to our dorm drank more smoked more and played SUper Smash on the N64 (im dirty at it with fox).  Then convinced our friend sarah to drive us while we smoked another 2 gram blunt of the dopest weed ever (sold by the kid upstairs hahaha).  Got back at like 11:00 ordered more wings and scavanged food whereever we could.  Finally decided to go to late night at the Dining commons, and while in line for food i made my roommate start loosing himself and start laughing his ass off.  I was making the funniest noises and he couldn't contain himself.  After getting back from the Dc I found an item to Flip from my friend JIN (aparently ex leader of Eop and a high council to foe), got me into this clan.  Went to bed at around 2:30am and took an 8:00am exam (aced it) :p

I LOVE COLLEGE

[Juli]

I got fucked up on tequila, and had sex with my friends girl friend... He still doesn't not know thank god. but if he did he would probably hack meh acc... might be good idea to change the pass and recovery's.

1. Fucking a friends girlfriend is one of the fucking worst things to do, but

... its fucking hilarious when you are only afraid of him hacking your account and not beating the living shit out of you. bwahaha :D:D

[gfdgfd]

Jordan pretty sure the highest is 200 not 352... and my story

So its a typical thursday night at Umass, its around 5:00pm my roommate is going for an alcohol run after smoking a 2g blunt with me and my friends, I got cap'n and a 2L of coke, and i wanted him to get some sour patch kids, (ELIMINATES KOTTONMOUTH!, your welcome).  He gets back we start pounding drinks playing flip cup and ordered wings (we all had the munchies).  We then proceeded to go to a hockey game that night which was fucking amazing.  I popped in some eye drops and filled my water botle up woth "coke" and went through security (u mad?).  We got up to the front row and started being the LOUDEST most retarded drunks you had ever seen. :D  Flashing people screaming fuck you to the other team, harassing the goalie and the ref's! haha  MY friend graham puked all over the stairs on our way out and the staff had to clean it up, and he was laughing his ass off and could barely breath.  Got back to our dorm drank more smoked more and played SUper Smash on the N64 (im dirty at it with fox).  Then convinced our friend sarah to drive us while we smoked another 2 gram blunt of the dopest weed ever (sold by the kid upstairs hahaha).  Got back at like 11:00 ordered more wings and scavanged food whereever we could.  Finally decided to go to late night at the Dining commons, and while in line for food i made my roommate start loosing himself and start laughing his ass off.  I was making the funniest noises and he couldn't contain himself.  After getting back from the Dc I found an item to Flip from my friend JIN (aparently ex leader of Eop and a high council to foe), got me into this clan.  Went to bed at around 2:30am and took an 8:00am exam (aced it) :p

I LOVE COLLEGE

[TJ]

I got fucked up on tequila, and had sex with my friends girl friend... He still doesn't not know thank god. but if he did he would probably hack meh acc... might be good idea to change the pass and recovery's.

1. Fucking a friends girlfriend is one of the fucking worst things to do, but

... its fucking hilarious when you are only afraid of him hacking your account and not beating the living shit out of you. bwahaha :D:D

He's 7ft 310pnds :o...

[gfdgfd]

If he's 7ft 310 pounds then why aren't you scared he'll kick your face in when he finds out? He looks a beast tbf

[TJ]

we call him hagrid lmaolmaolmao