I cant fucking draw...

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boobs i mean wtf if you've noticed ive only drawn toon men, and thats because i cant draw womens boobs how the hell do i do it? please someone help :(

[Boring_Ffs]

very easy :) watch im pro (  . Y .  ) see? 

nvm just try to draw 2 chuck norris heads near each other and then you have 2 balls :)

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very easy :) watch im pro (  . Y .  ) see? 

nvm just try to draw 2 chuck norris heads near each other and then you have 2 balls :)

made me lol :)

[mr d stroy]

maybe i just got it naturally idk?

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pic doesnt work

[i 2o d3f l]

ask for a tutorial if u want

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ask for a tutorial if u want

lol'd and cringed

[Gareth l Rare]

honestly i have the same problem

I tend to use circle tool as a stencil and then draw around them to fit my design.

Also a good excuse 2 watch more porn ;) ...... "im learning how 2 draw boobs mum"

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honestly i have the same problem

I tend to use circle tool as a stencil and then draw around them to fit my design.

Also a good excuse 2 watch more porn ;) ...... "im learning how 2 draw boobs mum"

:lol: i like the way you think

The circles of course, not the porn :shifty:

[i 2o d3f l]

honestly i have the same problem

I tend to use circle tool as a stencil and then draw around them to fit my design.

Also a good excuse 2 watch more porn ;) ...... "im learning how 2 draw boobs mum"

:lol: i like the way you think

The porn of course, not the circles :shifty:

correction

[Andre]

I lol'd hard @ I2oDef x)

[Zero]

honestly i have the same problem

I tend to use circle tool as a stencil and then draw around them to fit my design.

Also a good excuse 2 watch more porn ;) ...... "im learning how 2 draw boobs mum"

:lol: i like the way you think

The porn of course, not the circles :shifty:

correction

:lol:

[I C0NN0R I]

whatever you do don't draw watermelons.

Watch moar porn. it helps. alot. :shifty:

[Devlz]

whatever you do don't draw watermelons.

Watch moar porn. it helps. alot. :shifty:

[Cal]

whatever you do don't draw watermelons.

Watch moar porn. it helps. alot. :shifty:

[Boring_Ffs]

ok so i created a guide for you me friend ok lets do it!

                                                                              STARTING

                                                                          www.redtube.com

                                                                     www.pornhub.com (me fav)

                                                                             www.89.com

Ok lets start for example! you go to www.pornhub.com and search for

Big Tits

Big boobs

Hot tits & balls

                                                                   Then you watch top rated videos  :shifty:

                                                                Hold your emotions! dont grab your cucumber!

                                                       And then Stop the video when you SEE TITS IN GOOD position

Enjoy :) no rip off :/ took me 5mins ish..

[i 2o d3f l]

ok so i created a guide for you me friend ok lets do it!

                                                                               STARTING

                                                                           www.redtube.com

                                                                      www.pornhub.com (me fav)

                                                                              www.89.com

Ok lets start for example! you go to www.pornhub.com and search for

Big Tits

Big boobs

Hot tits & balls

                                                                       Then you watch top rated videos  :shifty:

                                                                     Hold your emotions! dont grab your cucumber!

                                                                And then Stop the video when you SEE TITS IN GOOD position

Enjoy :) no rip off :/ took me 5mins ish..

  "  Hold your emotions! dont grab your cucumber"

L0L

[Ikz]

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How to Draw Boobs

I didn’t know that there were so many people out there hungry for this sort of knowledge, but ever since I posted about how I can’t stop drawing boobs almost two years ago, I am the number one result on a Google search for drawing boobs. I get a hell of a lot of traffic from that search.

This tells me a couple of things:

   * That there are many people out there who want to know how to draw the female breast.

   * That I would be a moron not to give the people what they want!

So, without further ado I give you:

How to draw boobs the Max Riffner way

In order to draw a lovely pair of breasts on any cartoon figure your sick mind has come up with, well, you have to know some things about breasts.

  1. That they are sacks of flesh, fat and tissue that hang off the female body.

  2. That those sacks serve a biological function.

  3. That they are proportionate and compliment the female body.

  4. That they are not jugs, ta-ta’s, water balloons, fun bags, ad nauseam.

I say these things because in order to draw them and make them look nice, you need to understand what they are. Drawing them in some objectified manner is really unacceptable. It will make your drawing end up looking foolish and trite, not to mention making you look like a thirteen year old who has never even touched a breast in their life. In fact that brings up a good point: go touch some breasts.

Seriously. If you don’t have a pair readily available to you, well, grab your man boobs, if you are a little overweight and male. They are almost the same thing. You’ll notice they have a weight, a feel, and a balance to them.

I said touch, not full on grope. Go get fresh with your wife/girlfriend/mother/yourself later. It’s drawin’ time!

The Wrong and Right Way to Draw Boobs

I whipped this out quickly to prove a point. Note what is wrong with the one on the left. Her boobs look like water balloons and have impossible cleavage. Cleavage only happens when one’s breasts are constrained in a brassiere which pushes them together a bit while adding support. While naked, breasts should look more like the image on the right, hanging naturally and not anywhere close to touching.

Next, the “wrong” image has breasts that are too big for her body, which would surely cause innumerable trips to the pain relief aisle at the pharmacy. Her body could never support breasts that size. She is too petite for that. Breasts can be smaller in proportion to the body, but never larger. The frame of the woman in the “right” image could actually support slightly larger breasts than what I’ve actually drawn on her, but I left them intentionally smaller. In this case, smaller can be sexier.

Finally, a word about style: make it natural. See how I have used two simple lines to denote the breasts on the “right” image. That is it, that is all you need. Don’t overdraw them. Think about how you might caress a breast – make that into your line.

Knowing how to actually draw a pair of breasts shows that you care about women. Don’t be a tool. Drawing cartoons with huge knockers that defy gravity will not endear you to the women in your life. Man up and do it right.

[Boring_Ffs]

The Parlor

My weblog work journal.  »Archives  »Links

How to Draw Boobs

I didn’t know that there were so many people out there hungry for this sort of knowledge, but ever since I posted about how I can’t stop drawing boobs almost two years ago, I am the number one result on a Google search for drawing boobs. I get a hell of a lot of traffic from that search.

This tells me a couple of things:

   * That there are many people out there who want to know how to draw the female breast.

   * That I would be a moron not to give the people what they want!

So, without further ado I give you:

How to draw boobs the Max Riffner way

In order to draw a lovely pair of breasts on any cartoon figure your sick mind has come up with, well, you have to know some things about breasts.

  1. That they are sacks of flesh, fat and tissue that hang off the female body.

  2. That those sacks serve a biological function.

  3. That they are proportionate and compliment the female body.

  4. That they are not jugs, ta-ta’s, water balloons, fun bags, ad nauseam.

I say these things because in order to draw them and make them look nice, you need to understand what they are. Drawing them in some objectified manner is really unacceptable. It will make your drawing end up looking foolish and trite, not to mention making you look like a thirteen year old who has never even touched a breast in their life. In fact that brings up a good point: go touch some breasts.

Seriously. If you don’t have a pair readily available to you, well, grab your man boobs, if you are a little overweight and male. They are almost the same thing. You’ll notice they have a weight, a feel, and a balance to them.

I said touch, not full on grope. Go get fresh with your wife/girlfriend/mother/yourself later. It’s drawin’ time!

The Wrong and Right Way to Draw Boobs

I whipped this out quickly to prove a point. Note what is wrong with the one on the left. Her boobs look like water balloons and have impossible cleavage. Cleavage only happens when one’s breasts are constrained in a brassiere which pushes them together a bit while adding support. While naked, breasts should look more like the image on the right, hanging naturally and not anywhere close to touching.

Next, the “wrong” image has breasts that are too big for her body, which would surely cause innumerable trips to the pain relief aisle at the pharmacy. Her body could never support breasts that size. She is too petite for that. Breasts can be smaller in proportion to the body, but never larger. The frame of the woman in the “right” image could actually support slightly larger breasts than what I’ve actually drawn on her, but I left them intentionally smaller. In this case, smaller can be sexier.

Finally, a word about style: make it natural. See how I have used two simple lines to denote the breasts on the “right” image. That is it, that is all you need. Don’t overdraw them. Think about how you might caress a breast – make that into your line.

Knowing how to actually draw a pair of breasts shows that you care about women. Don’t be a tool. Drawing cartoons with huge knockers that defy gravity will not endear you to the women in your life. Man up and do it right.

ive alredy made a guide  :sleep:

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ty ikz ill give it a go

[Gareth l Rare]

Then you watch top rated videos  :shifty:

Hold your emotions! dont grab your cucumber!

:nice:

Made my day  :lol:

[Frostie]

wtf... im gay frostie the snowman

[Real Talk]

haha im a gay

[Devlz]

lord i love being gay

[I C0NN0R I]

lord i love overlord

l0l