Blitz Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 You know when a girls single and you talk to them saying Hi and get chatting etc? Yeah, that's what i do every coupla days, just when i'm bored, start a random convo, blah blah.. so this girls 'single' , she starts flirting, i flirt back.. What happens? She's in a relationship with some fat kid who's in some gang near my end. Facebook status : Declan ****** Luke ****** your a dead man i swear down on my mums life wheni see ya ya gettin ya teeth whacked to the back of ya throat and im bein serious thinkin you can send messaes like that too my gurl watch your face now lad am gunnah smash it in yeh watch ya fukin backk lad 36 m!nz b4 · $p@m · <3 · /del t4g ^ Leet Speak FB language ftw. Yeah so anyway, i flirted back a bit, that's about all, and i get that. It's not like i shagged the girl. So now i have two options: Option A. Stay in all weekend bossing it up on Cod6. Just got new map packs. This makes it easy to avoid. Option B. Go find the guy. Get in a fight. Get lynched by him and his gang, go back home bleeding. Problem solved. So i ask you, kind sirs, what would you do? Also, HI, not been here innawhile.
You_R_D3d Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 1. report him to the police 2. stay home and play cod 3. invite the girl round 4. he gets arrested 5. shag the girl 6.??????? 7.PROFIT!
Silenced Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 1. report him to the police 2. stay home and play cod 3. invite the girl round 4. he gets arrested 5. shag the girl 6.??????? 7.PROFIT! l0l0l0l0l
1nc0mp4r4bl3 Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 1. report him to the police 2. stay home and play cod 3. invite the girl round 4. he gets arrested 5. shag the girl 6.??????? 7.PROFIT! LOL IRL! No but seriously. Don't go to those guys. You could end up dead. Don't do anything stupid you will regret. It's not your faulth, you didn't and couldn't know. Like Zero said, report him at the police, maybe tell your parents and stay home.
Blitz Posted July 9, 2010 Author Posted July 9, 2010 Give him a burger he'll forget all about it. He probably would yanno. But he's got hard as fuck friends. I aint dying at 15. Fuuuuuuuuuuck that. Also, serious answers.
gfdgfd Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 Give him a burger he'll forget all about it. He probably would yanno. But he's got hard as fuck friends. I aint dying at 15. Fuuuuuuuuuuck that. Also, serious answers. Want me to come down to your endz and show their little gang whats up? And awwww i didn't know my little Blitzikins was 15.
Blitz Posted July 9, 2010 Author Posted July 9, 2010 Give him a burger he'll forget all about it. He probably would yanno. But he's got hard as fuck friends. I aint dying at 15. Fuuuuuuuuuuck that. Also, serious answers. Want me to come down to your endz and show their little gang whats up? And awwww i didn't know my little Blitzikins was 15. Yes please kind sir. Or come round 'my endz' and play Cawd with me. :D And yes, i am:(
You_R_D3d Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 OMFG I HAVE A BETTER SUGGESTION, call foe's GMT Krew down to help?!"%£^£$?&
Blitz Posted July 9, 2010 Author Posted July 9, 2010 OMFG I HAVE A BETTER SUGGESTION, call foe's GMT Krew down to help?!"%£^£$?& :D:D:D Cal, Andy, Jamie, Magick can come across from Scotland, You, Walli, Dave, Dale, Chris, Leet, Posh, Adam, Jake, MM Jake, Cholesterol, Jim. Tee hehehehehe. I dunno anymore:(
gfdgfd Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 OMFG I HAVE A BETTER SUGGESTION, call foe's GMT Krew down to help?!"%£^£$?& :D:D:D Cal, Andy, Jamie, Magick can come across from Scotland, You, Walli, Dave, Dale, Chris, Leet, Posh, Adam, Jake, MM Jake, Cholesterol, Jim. Tee hehehehehe. I dunno anymore:( Fine don't ask for my backup, you seem to be forgetting that i am an ex-MMA-superninja-FBI-secretagent-counter-terrorist..person, and now you just fucking lost out on that... you know actually i might just join that kids' gang and help break your legs now ;o
Shut Up Kid Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 fuck his shit up. kick him in the nuts, knee him in the ribs, run like a panzi, lock your doors, windows, garage, anything, wear metal plates to prevent shanking.
gfdgfd Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 No but now for my serious advice; Don't worry about it at all, go on with your normal life, if you really want to be completely sure of your safety, just stay in until he's forgotten about it, or until he's died from fat clogging his arteries, he just seems like the average British chav, full of shit, up his own ass, and all talk, chavs are pussys.
Blitz Posted July 9, 2010 Author Posted July 9, 2010 No but now for my serious advice; Don't worry about it at all, go on with your normal life, if you really want to be completely sure of your safety, just stay in until he's forgotten about it, or until he's died from fat clogging his arteries, he just seems like the average British chav, full of shit, up his own ass, and all talk, chavs are pussys. Wub you. I'm not scared really, i just can't be bothered with the hassle. Thanks bro. <3
Devlz Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 kid hoe doesnt look that tough... just one of those wannabe white tupacs..
Pi Qi Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 1. report him to the police 2. stay home and play cod 3. invite the girl round 4. he gets arrested 5. shag the girl 6.??????? 7.PROFIT! 2nd one lawl....
Cholesterol Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 If thats you in your signature I wouldn't worry at all, rape axe!
Jef|Ohh Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 kid hoe doesnt look that tough... just one of those wannabe white tupacs..
Jim Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 I'd personally go knock on his door, and talk my way out/beg him not to hit me, if he does, oh well, take a bit of a beating. He goes back to his mates and tells them some made up shit about how he 'proper banged you out, like' while you nod and agree. If he's on his own and you don't hit back he isn't gunna do a whole lot as he has no one to show off to. I would bother trying to fight, he'll probably hurt you more, or if you manage to actually drop him he'll just get his mates or put your windows through. I too am a council estate chav and know how this shit usually ends up. Take your undeserved beating like a man then carry on with your life.
Jef|Ohh Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 I don't know how you're physically built but looking at that guy I seriously doubt he's going to kick the shit out of you. At least if he's alone...
Ben Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 Ok Luke as u didn't include me in the Gmt crew, i aint coming to help or give you any suggestions. Die plox.
watch me tb Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 i wouldnt even worry about it. guys like that always talk big shit..
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