Never-ending story.

[Requiem]

So yeah I've reached the max boredom point at work since theres nothing to do again ffs.

So with every new post keep the story going continuing from what the previous person posted.

I'll start (duh):

Once upon a time there was a little boy and a hot sexy school teacher in her 20's that loved making love with young children sitting on a hill, and...

[Creamie pies]

creamie pies came by and said oh hey theres already like 20 of these why dont you grave dig them for lulz

[Obama]

So the teacher saw Mr Obama the president of us and said she wanted to suck his dick.

[Requiem]

Obama refused and his muslim ass took out an AK-47 and killed creamie pies and flew away in a UFO leaving the young boy and hot horny teacher in shock but then the teacher looked at the boy, licked her lips and...

[Creamie pies]

cholesterol lurks at the bottom of this thread and creamie in his ufp over china is thinking what he might say

[Requiem]

but he said nothing, cholesterol kept quiet and miraculously leaped onto the sexy 20 year old woman and she said...

[Lat]

YOU GONNA GET RAPED. NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

[Blitz]

If you've seen the movie, the Neverending Story, you'll get the pic.

[Creamie pies]

lol blitz epic win

/thread

[gfdgfd]

and then everybody died of AIDS

[Requiem]

then they jesus'd that shit

[gfdgfd]

and everybody died of AIDS

[Adolesc3nt]

The End

[Requiem]

...to chapter 1.

Chapter 2: Rebirth of the hot sexy teacher demon of love and dick sucking.

...

[gfdgfd]

and then she died of AIDS

[Requiem]

and jesus'd that shit

[gfdgfd]

and then she died of AIDS

[Requiem]

and then she jesus'd that shit

[Lat]

Then Jesus got mad and raped her

[gfdgfd]

and then Jesus was a arlian.

[Requiem]

she enjoyed it though so she thought of it as surprise sex, then they stopped and jesus smited her, she died. But she revived once again to reign her havoc through earth as a succubus...

[gfdgfd]

then she died of AIDS, and never ever came back.

[Requiem]

then reigned as queen of the underworld, continuing her torturing in hell, satan came up to her and gave her a...

[gfdgfd]

banishment to limbo where she wandered for the rest of her days by herself in nothingness.

The End.

[Blitz]

And then Bastian closes the book, hugs his dad, tells him he loves him. Then the following morning he jumps on Falcor's back, flies at the bullies, drives them away, and everyone lives happily ever after.

/thread