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I want to become a science guinea pig to help me through college, I hear it pays well and I have no problems with people fucking around with my lungs or what-not. I've tried Google but I'm not having much luck, anyone know how you would get involved in this kind of thing?

I've also heard of people being payed for social experiments, such as having things withdrawn from them - such as human contact or sunlight.

I'm highly interested in this, ANY help at all would be wonderful.

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You're a fucking cunt.

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Look in your news paper, I see them all the time here. Even in the subway I see them. I had a professor who did it that was tested with sunscreen.

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I'm guessing you're from the US? Seems much more accessable there.

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Eh seems stupid to me, fuck yourself over all for a bit of cashmoneys, if you're that desperate, snatch some mans bag.

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I'm guessing you're from the US? Seems much more accessable there.

Canada

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I think it would be worth it, but I have never seen anything about it in the past two years except for testing flu shots for $350.

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I think it would be worth it, but I have never seen anything about it in the past two years except for testing flu shots for $350.

$350?

Where do I sign up?

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Ur a fuckup I bet liam talked you into this.

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@Joe, hardly fucking myself over, It won't involve me dying/getting seriously harmed.

@Ben get off my nuts dog

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You should test sex changes, I'm looking for some one to undergo before I do it.

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Look in your news paper, I see them all the time here. Even in the subway I see them. I had a professor who did it that was tested with sunscreen.

This, I'm from Canada too and once and a while they'll play ads on the radio and shit.

If you really want to do it, you should try maybe going to a university and asking some of the departments and shit, or if you know a pharmaceutical company nearby you could try contacting them.

It's not hard to find if you're not looking to do it, but if you are it's like a needle in a haystack for some reason ._.

watch me tb
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Eh seems stupid to me, fuck yourself over all for a bit of cashmoneys, if you're that desperate, snatch some mans bag.

lol, you wanna snatch some guys bag.  :D

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and I have no problems with people fucking around with my lungs or what-not

So if the ' Experiment ' goes wrong, what then ?  (n)

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Find the phone number for Brainiac and give 'em a call

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@Joe, hardly fucking myself over, It won't involve me dying/getting seriously harmed.

@Ben get off my nuts dog

How do you know that though? That's the point in testing stuff, to find out whether it has adverse effects..

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May I do some experiments on you?  :shifty:

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Sorry I couldnt concentrate to what you wrote i just saw that horribly obese person and i got scared so scrolled down page as fast as i could

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Sorry I couldnt concentrate to what you wrote i just saw that horribly obese person and i got scared so scrolled down page as fast as i could

He's NOT HORRIBLY OBESE, he's PHYSICALLY IMMOBILE.

Get it right :ph43r:

Gareth l Rare
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Full support

you might turn like that black dude who´s head 3x´d in size

But you cant sue coz you sign a contract.... hit me up if you hear anything though :shifty:

Shut Up Kid
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i wouldnt risk it, atleast not ones that have horrible possibilities

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