When I take a leak

[Coweyy]

Ok this has happened to me like 10 times in my whole life.

Ok so I go to take a leak and I put the toilet seat flap up so im taking a piss then BOOM the fucken toilet flap comes back down and hits my Penis.. Not only does it fucken hurt but it makes my penis bounce while im still fucken peeing making me pee all over the bathroom.. I tried to tell my parents about this stupid problem but they keep on laughing when I tell them.. FUCK!!

-End of rant

[Luke]

One time I went to take a piss, so I rolled down my sock, and took off the scotch tape, and unwrapped my dick from my leg, and right when i got it angled for perfection, I heard the doorbell and it was Bonesaw.

[Lennu]

l2piss

[Creamie pies]

I need to sit down when I pea, Doctor said no lifting heavy objects :[

[Number]

It hurts my back when I pee. My thing is too huge :Hi:

[Rihana Pm Me]

what are you 3 feet tall?

[slam ur brew]

i remember when i used to pee, then i entered the bme pain olympics and it was all fucked up .. =( hehe

[ya im chase]

When I piss it goes in 3 directions and gets all over the mirror and walls. FML

[Ethan|Unicornz]

One time I went to take a piss, so I rolled down my sock, and took off the scotch tape, and unwrapped my dick from my leg, and right when i got it angled for perfection, I heard the doorbell and it was Bonesaw.

Lmfaooooooooo

And WTF since when did u post in the guest boards

[plex]

When I piss it goes in 3 directions and gets all over the mirror and walls. FML

happens after i wank  :sleep:

[Tal]

L

O

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ITS FUNNY CUZ UR SRS

[Zero]

l0l my friend sits down when he pee cuz hes lazy to stand (he told me)

[Loz]

Sounds like a personal problem.

[Scotty|w0rst]

One time I went to take a piss, so I rolled down my sock, and took off the scotch tape, and unwrapped my dick from my leg, and right when i got it angled for perfection, I heard the doorbell and it was Bonesaw.

one time luke actually got me to laugh

[Bazza]

I need to sit down when I pea, Doctor said no lifting heavy objects :[

LOOL.

[Bazza]

Ok this has happened to me like 10 times in my whole life.

Ok so I go to take a leak and I put the toilet seat flap up so im taking a piss then BOOM the fucken toilet flap comes back down and hits my Penis.. Not only does it fucken hurt but it makes my penis bounce while im still fucken peeing making me pee all over the bathroom.. I tried to tell my parents about this stupid problem but they keep on laughing when I tell them.. FUCK!!

-End of rant

WDF LOl. YOU MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY BORED TO MAKE THIS LMFAO IRL.

[gfdgfd]

One time I went to take a piss, so I rolled down my sock, and took off the scotch tape, and unwrapped my dick from my leg, and right when i got it angled for perfection, I heard the doorbell and it was Bonesaw.

i lold

[HADUKEN]

One time I went to take a piss, so I rolled down my sock, and took off the scotch tape, and unwrapped my dick from my leg, and right when i got it angled for perfection, I heard the doorbell and it was Bonesaw.

i lold

[xH3LLGARx]

lol

[Bazza]

One time I went to take a piss, so I rolled down my sock, and took off the scotch tape, and unwrapped my dick from my leg, and right when i got it angled for perfection, I heard the doorbell and it was Bonesaw.

i lold

[TheRealPure]

I just lol'ed.

[Lip Job]

ye how bout u just put the seat down and get 99 piss aim irlscapes and aim it into the toilet with lvl 99 hp and den go blame jiglotechscape corp. for glitching de irl scapes of teh scapeness pl0x

[Jordan]

l0l

[Claws|Henry]

One time I went to take a piss, so I rolled down my sock, and took off the scotch tape, and unwrapped my dick from my leg, and right when i got it angled for perfection, I heard the doorbell and it was Bonesaw.

lmfao  such a joker bonersaw

[Azburn]

One time I went to take a piss, so I rolled down my sock, and took off the scotch tape, and unwrapped my dick from my leg, and right when i got it angled for perfection, I heard the doorbell and it was Bonesaw.

i lold

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