When I take a leak

[I C0NN0R I]

It hurts my back when I pee. My thing is too huge :Hi:

holy shit you fail.

[Chad]

one time NO ONE GAVE A FUCK

[Devon|Am0x]

l0l my friend sits down when he pee cuz hes lazy to stand (he told me)

[Larzi]

One time I went to take a piss, so I rolled down my sock, and took off the scotch tape, and unwrapped my dick from my leg, and right when i got it angled for perfection, I heard the doorbell and it was Bonesaw.

i lold

[Plant]

That's never happened to me.

[Tony]

One time I went to take a piss, so I rolled down my sock, and took off the scotch tape, and unwrapped my dick from my leg, and right when i got it angled for perfection, I heard the doorbell and it was Bonesaw.

i lmfao irl =]

[Snipers]

my dick is so huge that i have to piss from the other side of the bathroom because otherwise it wouldn't go there. My Pissaiming level is 99.

[Luke]

^ mine was funnier

[Snipers]

^ mine was funnier

i know

[Cal]

Gotta admit ive done that a few times, fuckin kills lmao

[skilld0ntkil]

roflmfao loled so fucking hard when i read this...fail

[rami]

Lmfaooo irl LOL fyl

[FragD PK]

When I piss it goes in 3 directions and gets all over the mirror and walls. FML

It's cuz you wack your shaft too much :\

[Inability]

One time I went to take a piss, so I rolled down my sock, and took off the scotch tape, and unwrapped my dick from my leg, and right when i got it angled for perfection, I heard the doorbell and it was Bonesaw.

ROFL'D IRL XDD

[Nim]

L O L D

[FearMy Def]

Luckily this has never happen to me before.

[k1dstrenqth]

Lmfao!