The 'Your mother' game.

[Blitz]

Right, well, i'm sure it's probably already a game, but i ain't seen it on here, and i recently just saw two girls on my Facebook posting these jokes on each others wall.. this topic will probably die pretty quick, or it'll be a success, whatever.

Basically try and do over the person above you with a better 'your mother' joke, considering theres hundreds out there..

I'll start.

Your mother is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales.

[plex]

your mom is so fat that i hide illegals under her tummy fat and they were never discovered until they were murdered by columbian drug cartels in a mix up in which they were thought to be under cover cops working for the seattle police department.

[Eric]

my mother is cholesterol, i DARE you to say something about her...!

[Blitz]

Your mother looks like Jim.

[Jim]

Cheers for that Blitz.

Your mother is so overweight, her Body Mass Index is higher than the national average.

Wat now nigga??

[Lat]

Your mother is so black, that she sweats coffee.

[I C0NN0R I]

your mother is so retarded she gave you the brains to come up with a joke as shit as that ^

[Blitz]

Cheers for that Blitz.

You knows i loves you.

Your mother is so old, her breast milk is like powder. o.o

White Chicks joke.

[FlapJack]

your moms so ugly she looks like u

[Lat]

your mother is so retarded she gave you the brains to come up with a joke as shit as that ^

Your mom is so stupid, she took an advil instead of a morning after pill... the end result=you.

[Acclaimed|Jordan]

yo momma so dumb, like forreal

/thread

[Mikey`]

Your mom is a whore.

[Ya i am Good]

your mother is a mean old woman who is rude ad stuff and trys bossing u around

gf

[Lat]

Your mother is a very nice lady.

[Ethan|Unicornz]

your mother is a naked wild warrior

[Eric]

how dare all of you! my mother is a saint!

[gfdgfd]

your mother is so silly that when she went to the toilet she forgot that there wasn't any toilet paper and she did a poo anyway and then she was like oh shit there's no toilet paper and then she died of AIDS

[Blitz]

lOl.

Your mother is so hairy, her second language is Wookie.

:o

[Jim]

This thread is now for complimenting each other's mothers.

[gfdgfd]

Your mum is so nice that she gave everyone a toffee bon bon.

and they died of happiness

[HADUKEN]

Your mother is so nice she gives out free herpes.

[Lip Job]

ur mas so fat she fills up the bath then turns on the taps

[Creamie pies]

yo momma so dumb, like forreal

/thread

well obviously she has big titties

[Lip Job]

ur mas so dumb she stood der for 3 hours starin at a carton of juice cus it sed "concentrate"

[Ya i am Good]

your moms slightly overweight but still slim