FUUUUUUUUUUU SPIDER!

[Gareth l Rare]

So its 4:30 am

im nakerd as and dozing off to sleep then BANG out of no were i see this black thing run across in front of my face

So i jumped up out of surprise and this FUCKING HUGE spider falls on my laptop

so i do some matrix/007 shit and make it across the room and put on the light.... WERE THE FUCK DID IT GO?

Look besides me and FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

its right fucking next to me on the wall!!! HOLY FUCKING CHICKEN BALLS how the fuck did it move so fast

So i grab the 1st thing i see Lynx can and a lighter.... the fucker is out of gass and the can is emty

Spider moves down the wall and lands on my pile of clothes (i never put my clothes away i just have a huge pile of neat clothes)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

now its in my clothes! So i start stamping out my clothes and getting paranoid that tomorrow ima pick up my clothes and ima have a spider inside of them (happened before)

So i pick up my clothes and dash them on my bed hoping to find it.... and i do!  :lmao: the fucker runs on my foot and started climbing around it

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS DEMENTED MOTHER FUCKER!

Grab my lipper and pound the fuck out of it!! And then a few more times to make sure.....

Now i cant sleep and its 5:03 and im paranoid theres more.....fuck sake!!!

I love spiders but i hate them running across my face when im trying to sleep!!!

TL;DR fucking spiders piss me off when im trying to sleep!!!!

[Devlz]

I'll sing you a little lullaby

♬ ♪The itsy-bitsy spider

Climbed up the water spout

Down came the rain

And washed the spider out

Out came the sun

And dried up all the rain

And the itsy-bitsy spider

Climbed up the spout again♬ ♪

[Loz]

Fyl

[I C0NN0R I]

spiders don't crawl on you when they sleep. They run and hide like the pussies they are.

[X0]

Get out of the ghetto then

[Tony]

I'll sing you a little lullaby

♬ ♪The itsy-bitsy spider

Climbed up the water spout

Down came the rain

And washed the spider out

Out came the sun

And dried up all the rain

And the itsy-bitsy spider

Climbed up the spout again♬ ♪

[Marc|Criti]

What kind of wierd 3rd world country do you live in to have spiders crawling all over the place?

[Briggsy]

you shud be bigger than it is.

[Gareth l Rare]

you shud be bigger than it is.

Your half asleep and a spider the size of the fist climbs in front of your eyes and runs down the covers o.O would you be calm? Ok i over reacted but just cringy

[Shut Up Kid]

love you even more.

[Lip Job]

entertaining lol i feel ur pain

[Ben]

It took you 33 minutes to kill it?

[Mucky]

when i broke my leg and had a full leg cast on up to my hip, i went to put on a pair of jeans that were on the floor, picked them up and huge spider fell out onto my hip and that mofo had a choice of running down into my cast or up my body.....lucky for me it decided to run up my body :o

[Ya i am Good]

if ther a spider and i dont kill it in my room i always think its gonna like attack my shit when im sleeping for revenge or w/e lol

so i always gotta find em no matter the cost

[plex]

id sleep in another fucking room

[Jim]

I spent the entire of Sunday night protecting my fort, I saw a few spiders amongst the rooms of my house since the weather has been like this.

I move my wardrobe and bed out on my room, took everything out, hoovered the insides, hoovered my floor, corners of the ceilings, changed my bedding and certains, locked my windows, and put a few sheets of cardboard under the draft hole under the door. My room is on 24-hour lock-down.

I done most of this because I sleep on my floor like 5 days a week, leaving me as an extremely

[I C0NN0R I]

Havn't vacuumed my room for so long, i hell cbf, i have a large room, two desks/wide/low bed/carpet. my carpet has like dirt n shit everywhere on it, and under my PC desk theres like solid dust, lmfao.

edit: i think i just motivated myself to vacuum. fuck.

[I All Pr0 I]

Lol,spiders are only what you think they are...tbh their just ugly,they dont bite(in the UK) they just annoying.

something like this has happened to me,woke up and its fucking on my schoolshirt rofl

[I All Pr0 I]

I spent the entire of Sunday night protecting my fort, I saw a few spiders amongst the rooms of my house since the weather has been like this.

I move my wardrobe and bed out on my room, took everything out, hoovered the insides, hoovered my floor, corners of the ceilings, changed my bedding and certains, locked my windows, and put a few sheets of cardboard under the draft hole under the door. My room is on 24-hour lock-down.

I done most of this because I sleep on my floor like 5 days a week, leaving me as an extremely

lmfao

[Gareth l Rare]

^ +1 whore

Btw conn thats just nasty.... Dust bunnies :lol: clean them before they come to life and eat your brainz

(what i used 2 tell my lil cuz when she was a bubba) now she's a clean freak hehe

Ima hoover my room too..... I found a big spider in the corner of my wall, i named him jimmy :) aslong as he is up there and im down here, he can live.

[xH3LLGARx]

that blows haha

[Ow 3 Hit]

You eat over 100 spiders in your lifetime.

[AndyIbeat]

lmfao

[gfdgfd]

What kind of wierd 3rd world country do you live in to have spiders crawling all over the place?

England

OT: red text means srs bsns

[Larzi]

When I see those huge black bugs/spiders I get my deodorant or whtefk u spell it, spray them down then I throw them in the toilet.

u got owned tbh