wishing gone wrong

[Eric]

saw this on another forum... (copypastad)

The rules are simple. Just make a wish and the next poster will grant that wish, but then it will be turned against you and go wrong..

example:

POSTER 1: I wish I was rich...

POSTER 2: Granted. Your whole family died and you got all the insurance money.

I wish I could fly...

POSTER 3: Granted. But you got shot down by a bird hunter cause he mistook you for a bird.

I wish I was famous..

POSTER 4: Granted. But you got your bodyguards killed by a mad psycho fan, and then you got raped to death.

i'll start!

i wish poke'mon were real!

[Jaime|B0n3d]

Grats they stole your pancake mix.

I wish I had a car

[Ya i am Good]

gratz but its totaled :<

i wish my black neighbors didnt have a dog named 8 ball

[Eric]

gratz but they bought a loud annoying parrot that they keep in a cage right outside your window, and named it 8 ball

i wish i could turn water into jack daniels

[I C0NN0R I]

fucking idiots ^

[Ko From Dds]

fucking idiots ^

[Eric]

fucking idiots ^

i wouldn't be surprised if you had to google how to spell idiots correctly, oh the irony.

[Gareth l Rare]

Dont ruin the game conn and Ko you +1 whore.... post something constructive or dont post at all

Go rsGeneral for +1 twat

I wish tj was a girl in my bedroom for a night. :shifty:

[gfdgfd]

Wish granted, but he would make a very ugly girl.

I wish I had a job.

[Gareth l Rare]

Granted, now get on your knees bitch *flops out* now get to work

:shifty:

I wish the go compare advert guy would suffer and horrible and painful death

[Steroids]

Granted, he probs will be soon, everyone hates that advert.

I wish I wasn't so sexy, it intimidates people.

[HADUKEN]

Granted, but now no-one loevs you.

I wish I was gertjaars.

[hotsalad]

granted but hes just been arrested for murder

I wish I owned google

[gfdgfd]

Granted, but people will soon realise google ruined youtube, and boycott it and start using Bing and you'll go bankrupt and have to suck Bill Gate's dick for change.

I wish i had some chicken strips.

[watch me tb]

granted, you got some chickens stripping in front of you.

i wish i never got into video games.

[gfdgfd]

Granted, you're not allowed to post on this forum anymore because you don't know about FOE or runescape, now fuck off.

I wish this chicken wrap thing didn't have so much fucking mayonaise in it.

[Gareth l Rare]

Granted. I licked off all the mayo and replaced with with spunk. Enjoy

I wish i had a pet baby python.

[hotsalad]

Granted but its been dead for 10 months and is now just rotting moosh

I wish I was dating a super model

[Eric]

granted, but its derek zoolander...

i wish i had an iphone4

[Gareth l Rare]

granted but it comes to life like the little shits in transformers and cuts out your intestines and feeds them to you. 

<3 much love

(god its hard 2 make a wish without it being crushed)

I wish i had a wish that was uncrushable  :shifty:

[VxT]

Granted, but you just wasted your only wish.

I wish this game had it's proper name, which is "Corrupt a Wish".

[HADUKEN]

Granted, But the title has the power of chuck norris, an d has sworn revenge on you.

I wish I had oreos.

[VxT]

Granted, but they're the new semen flavour.

I wish I found £20 everyday.

[Acclaimed|Jordan]

Granted, but the £ is useless here in Runeskeps.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller..

[Gareth l Rare]

Granted but you'v been sued by skee-lo and are now living on the street

I wish i could transform into any animal i wanted