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Made me lol at work.


Ben

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Friday afternoon at school, 15 minutes before school finishes, teacher goes right i'll name some quotes from people, if you get em right you can go home early.

Teacher says, 'we'll fight them on the beach's', girl puts her hand up and says 'Winston Churchill', 'correct!' says the teacher 'see you next week.'

Teacher then says another, 'I have a dream', another girl puts her hand up and says 'Martin Lutha King!' 'Yes, well done see you next week' says the teacher.

Little boy called billy then shouts out 'Fucking girls bunch of know it alls i want to go home early!'.

Teacher shouts 'Who said that!'

Billy repliesĀ  'Billy Painter, grabs his stuff then walks out the door, and shouts see you next week miss.'

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he didnt know martin lutha king?

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he didnt know martin lutha king?

you know why black people don't dream right?

because the last one that did got SHOT!

(i think someone from these forums posted that, i still lol when i say it to other people)

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