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so i just got back home from dropping my female friend off, and as i parked in the guest spot (my truck leaks oil so i don't park in the driveway) i notice 4 cop cars, and 5 cops standing at one of my neighbors front door. i start walking to my house, and one of the cops starts jogging towards me and flashes me with his mag light, so i slow down, and he asks me where i've been. i told him were i was, he asked me for my id, i gave it to him. then i asked him what was going on, i guess my neighbors just got robbed at gun point by 3 black dudes, (i live in a nice area IN IOWA) while they were in their driveway. so after i answered all their questions i walked back to my house. now i'm sitting with my .45 (yes i own a gun) in my bed room looking out the window occasionally waiting to see me some "african-americans". they told me to "call them if i see anything suspicious".

WHAT DO?

inb4 cool story bro ect..

i'm pretty use to shit like this going down where i use to live in so-cal, but i NEVER expected this on the side of town that i live in out in IOWA!

:omg:

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Put some chicken and watermelon on your other neighbor's front lawn

Win

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HELL NO! I DON'T SHARE!

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Srsly though, I highly doubt they'd do 2 in a single night. They might suspect cops to be around

Besides any1 with half a brain would at least go to another neighborhood to rob the 2nd house... Oh wait

Go to sleep, and if they come, do an American History X on them.

Or you can just leave a few lights on, they are probably dumb enough to fall for that

GL

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Sleep with your gun under your pillow. Be James Bond.

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just play rs.

comforts you in your time of need.

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some 1 broke into my house while i was asleep idk how robed a spliff and  a box of fags

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Course Henry. So they didn't rob your telly, laptop, Xbox or whatever..but weed and a few fags to feed the addiction?

Unlikely story is unlikely.

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Leave the tv in the living room on. No sound on tho else u'll shit brix when some lame ass jackie chan film is on.

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:o Nothings gonna happen tbh, but wakes u up when something like that happens so close

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like i said, that kind of shit happened in my old apartment complex in cali ALL THE TIME.. there were sketchy ass people EVERYWHERE, but i haven't had to deal with that in almost a 9 months since i moved out here..

but yea cal you're right man, shit does wake you up..

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piss ur pants

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Put kfc bucket on your lawn,CCTV covering the lawn and your fine.

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Black people don't have ninja pro.  It's all good.

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Play some Suicide Silence. Ain't no nigga gon' fuck with you if yo' playing dat scary metal shit!

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Play some Suicide Silence. Ain't no nigga gon' fuck with you if yo' playing dat scary metal shit!

gud call!

hey have you heard the new conducting from the grave album..?

(i dont think its out yet, but i got a torrent if you're interested)

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I don't think they care about some lights being on in the house when they robbed his neighbor at gun point outside.

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I don't think they care about some lights being on in the house when they robbed his neighbor at gun point outside.

i'm really not too worried, i'm pretty confident in the fact that IF they did decide to kick my front door in, i could have the safety off and be cocked and locked before they made it halfway up my 18 stairs..

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