Hilarious/Stupid things your friend did..

[Benny The Leak LMAO]

i fucked my friends mom because he hacked me and got def on my uber leet pure...

damn.

my friend shot an airsoft gun at this guy from my bedroom window, we almost got arrested, it was srs bzness

Reminds me off the time me mates older brother was looking after the paintball arena, he lives like 10mins from it.

He saw some idiots dumping there broken car there and shot a couple of slug gun pellets at them (obviously was trying to hit them)

[Eric]

i fucked my friends mom because he hacked me and got def on my uber leet pure...

damn.

my friend shot an airsoft gun at this guy from my bedroom window, we almost got arrested, it was srs bzness

Reminds me off the time me mates older brother was looking after the paintball arena, he lives like 10mins from it.

He saw some idiots dumping there broken car there and shot a couple of slug gun pellets at them (obviously was trying to hit them)

back when i was a youngin [around 14 - 15 years old] it wasn't a california law to have the orange tips on airsoft guns.. and i had this AWESOME one that i got at Big5 (sporting good store) that looked exactly like a real handgun, i mean even down to the barrel.. i coulda walked into a liquor store and they wouldn't have thought twice whether it was real or not..

i took it to school in my backpack cause i was gonna stay the night at my friends house that night and wasn't going home for clothes or anything before hand. (was going straight over after baseball practice) 

i ended up forgetting about it being in there and let my friend dig around in my backpack looking for a pen, he couldn't find one so he decided to dump my backpack out on the desk.. when that fell out my teacher look like she straight up shit herself.. she bolted outta the classroom and got security and the principal.. by the time she got back i stuck the gun in an empty brown paper lunch bag, and ran and hid it in a trashcan over by the gym til after i got outta school when i could recover it.. i acted stupid like i had no idea what she was talking about, and the whole class had my back, after my locker got searched, my parents got called, and the class vouched for me they sent me back to class and said sorry.... the principal even came into my 7th period class (last class of the day) and publicly apologized to me in front of everyone.. yep, i felt like a BAWS

*insert fuck yea guy here*

[Ethan|Unicornz]

i fucked my friends mom because he hacked me and got def on my uber leet pure...

damn.

my friend shot an airsoft gun at this guy from my bedroom window, we almost got arrested, it was srs bzness

Reminds me off the time me mates older brother was looking after the paintball arena, he lives like 10mins from it.

He saw some idiots dumping there broken car there and shot a couple of slug gun pellets at them (obviously was trying to hit them)

back when i was a youngin [around 14 - 15 years old] it wasn't a california law to have the orange tips on airsoft guns.. and i had this AWESOME one that i got at Big5 (sporting good store) that looked exactly like a real handgun, i mean even down to the barrel.. i coulda walked into a liquor store and they wouldn't have thought twice whether it was real or not..

i took it to school in my backpack cause i was gonna stay the night at my friends house that night and wasn't going home for clothes or anything before hand. (was going straight over after baseball practice)  

i ended up forgetting about it being in there and let my friend dig around in my backpack looking for a pen, he couldn't find one so he decided to dump my backpack out on the desk.. when that fell out my teacher look like she straight up shit herself.. she bolted outta the classroom and got security and the principal.. by the time she got back i stuck the gun in an empty brown paper lunch bag, and ran and hid it in a trashcan over by the gym til after i got outta school when i could recover it.. i acted stupid like i had no idea what she was talking about, and the whole class had my back, after my locker got searched, my parents got called, and the class vouched for me they sent me back to class and said sorry.... the principal even came into my 7th period class (last class of the day) and publicly apologized to me in front of everyone.. yep, i felt like a BAWS

*insert fuck yea guy here*

a whole class without a single retard who would say something? what the FUCK.

oh and some kid at my school brought a fucking butterfly knife, was only like a 3 day suspension though lol.

[Vladimir]

^prove it?

Drink and post a time stamp saying "i love rare" :shifty:

^_^

[Eric]

i fucked my friends mom because he hacked me and got def on my uber leet pure...

damn.

my friend shot an airsoft gun at this guy from my bedroom window, we almost got arrested, it was srs bzness

Reminds me off the time me mates older brother was looking after the paintball arena, he lives like 10mins from it.

He saw some idiots dumping there broken car there and shot a couple of slug gun pellets at them (obviously was trying to hit them)

back when i was a youngin [around 14 - 15 years old] it wasn't a california law to have the orange tips on airsoft guns.. and i had this AWESOME one that i got at Big5 (sporting good store) that looked exactly like a real handgun, i mean even down to the barrel.. i coulda walked into a liquor store and they wouldn't have thought twice whether it was real or not..

i took it to school in my backpack cause i was gonna stay the night at my friends house that night and wasn't going home for clothes or anything before hand. (was going straight over after baseball practice)  

i ended up forgetting about it being in there and let my friend dig around in my backpack looking for a pen, he couldn't find one so he decided to dump my backpack out on the desk.. when that fell out my teacher look like she straight up shit herself.. she bolted outta the classroom and got security and the principal.. by the time she got back i stuck the gun in an empty brown paper lunch bag, and ran and hid it in a trashcan over by the gym til after i got outta school when i could recover it.. i acted stupid like i had no idea what she was talking about, and the whole class had my back, after my locker got searched, my parents got called, and the class vouched for me they sent me back to class and said sorry.... the principal even came into my 7th period class (last class of the day) and publicly apologized to me in front of everyone.. yep, i felt like a BAWS

*insert fuck yea guy here*

a whole class without a single retard who would say something? what the FUCK.

oh and some kid at my school brought a fucking butterfly knife, was only like a 3 day suspension though lol.

IKR i was fucking shocked too.. but i got some great drunken stories, i'll post one tomorrow when i get home..

until then!  TAH-TA!

[HADUKEN]

few years back my Friend Happy slapped the principle for £5.

expelled?  

Yep.

LOL@VLAD

[watch me tb]

this guy wasnt really a friend.. but in hs i got a guy to roll around in the mud for half a can of monster.

[Eat|Sleep|JDM]

my friend was gonna go fuck some girl that he just met at a party. he hit me up and a couple of my friends that he's gonna do a rodeo on her. we all mobbed together to his crib with his door unlock and shit. i grabbed his camera and we went in turn on the lights, circled around the bed clapping. my friend grabbed her hair and that bitch was buckin!

[FlapJack]

my friend was gonna go fuck some girl that he just met at a party. he hit me up and a couple of my friends that he's gonna do a rodeo on her. we all mobbed together to his crib with his door unlock and shit. i grabbed his camera and we went in turn on the lights, circled around the bed clapping. my friend grabbed her hair and that bitch was buckin!

Exhustler.

[Ethan|Unicornz]

my friend was gonna go fuck some girl that he just met at a party. he hit me up and a couple of my friends that he's gonna do a rodeo on her. we all mobbed together to his crib with his door unlock and shit. i grabbed his camera and we went in turn on the lights, circled around the bed clapping. my friend grabbed her hair and that bitch was buckin!

Exhustler.

LOL

you were around then?

[Blitz]

exHustlerv3

[Eric]

exHustlerv3

ballers gonna ball

[Blitz]

I wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller.

[Eric]

I wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller.

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

and a '64 Impala

[Lip Job]

I wish I had parents :'(

[Eat|Sleep|JDM]

my friend was gonna go fuck some girl that he just met at a party. he hit me up and a couple of my friends that he's gonna do a rodeo on her. we all mobbed together to his crib with his door unlock and shit. i grabbed his camera and we went in turn on the lights, circled around the bed clapping. my friend grabbed her hair and that bitch was buckin!

Exhustler.

LOL

you were around then?

yes i was the guy who was filming the whole thing aha

[watch me tb]

my friend was gonna go fuck some girl that he just met at a party. he hit me up and a couple of my friends that he's gonna do a rodeo on her. we all mobbed together to his crib with his door unlock and shit. i grabbed his camera and we went in turn on the lights, circled around the bed clapping. my friend grabbed her hair and that bitch was buckin!

Exhustler.

LOL

you were around then?

yes i was the guy who was filming the whole thing aha

1. he was talkin to the guy that called you exhustler.

2. i wanna see this vid. no vid. your story is false.

3. get that fucking ugly car outa here.

[Eat|Sleep|JDM]

my friend was gonna go fuck some girl that he just met at a party. he hit me up and a couple of my friends that he's gonna do a rodeo on her. we all mobbed together to his crib with his door unlock and shit. i grabbed his camera and we went in turn on the lights, circled around the bed clapping. my friend grabbed her hair and that bitch was buckin!

Exhustler.

LOL

you were around then?

yes i was the guy who was filming the whole thing aha

1. he was talkin to the guy that called you exhustler.

2. i wanna see this vid. no vid. your story is false.

3. get that fucking ugly car outa here.

1. cool story bro.

2. not gonna send the video for your 12 year old ass to beat off with.

3. this car will shit any car you would ever own.

[P4|Pink]

Dude it's a Civic, doesn't matter if it was a 5 sec car. Ricer will be ricer.

[Eat|Sleep|JDM]

Dude it's a Civic, doesn't matter if it was a 5 sec car. Ricer will be ricer.

so what do you call this lol???

[Benny The Leak LMAO]

I think this started off as Stupid things your mate did, not a Flame sum kid for his car, but I could be mistaken...