Dreams

[Blitz]

Alright, anyway. This topic shall be about..dreams, oddly.

Basically post your dream from the night before in detail, cos i'm intrigued to see people's imaginations etc. Don't worry if you can't remember, a Drowzee probably ate your dream. Don't be an idiot and troll either.

Ok i'll start.

Basically, i was in this like, American suburb ( weord as i'm English )with old friends from my primary school but we were all grown up. Then we basically all led a typical teenage life until one night there was a party like down by some lake, fires and stuff. Til some kids from a different place decided to come talk shit. So my pal walks up to them, where one guy hits him, so my friend guns him down with a concealed pistol. So we're all like 'wtf', when the other kids all of a sudden start launching empty alcohol bottles at us, so we all sprint away, and one bottle hits me on the head and knocks me out. I wake up to hear a chopper flying overhead and a rumbling on the road, so i peak out and see a BTR rolling along the road searching for something. I go to get up and for some reason have a gun in my hand and my shirt is covered in blood..but it's not mine. All of a sudden these police guys come out of nowhere, and instinctively i sprint off towards my house. In my pocket falls out a bag of weed, ( weird how i hate smoking and smokers ), i keep sprinting til i run out of breath and sit down on this porch. The BTR then rumbles to a stop and starts to come round the corner. Then a door behind me opens and i get dragged in, only to see all my friends sat there in silence, wrapped up in sleeping bags.

I sat beside them and waited til i fell asleep. Then a loud bang on the door and all of us panicked. We all rushed up and looked for a way out. Then the door got booted down so this SWAT team runs in and i thought, 'fuck it', ran upstairs and dived out a window. Then i landed on the BTR. I got up slowly, went to run but the BTRs turret sprayed me in the back. I had a little spaz attaࠀ

[Blitz]

Loldoublepost.

As my phone won't lemme type that much.

I had a little spaz attack in bed, then woke up. Just another day. Post yours.

Oh btw. Tl;dr? Fuck off.

[Adam|Note]

Worst thing about dreams is waking up when they get good, and you have a vague memory about what was happening which quickly vanishes to you being able to remember nothing at all.

[Coweyy]

lol when I was like 5 I had the wierdest dream ever and i still remember it

Well there was a stack of chairs in my bedroom about 5 feet high. So when I was sleeping I was dreaming about climbing my apartment which was 15 stories high and it was raining. I finnally got to the top and I fell down (like king kong) but i never watched that movie when i was 5. Anyway when i was falling down i hit the ground and in reality I was actually falling down in real life... I was fucken sleep climbing my 5 feet chair stack then falling down it lol. Happened like 4 times in my life i was so scared when it happened.

If its tl:dr

Bassicly I slept climbed a 5 feet chair stack at the age of 5 and fell down it while i was sleeping.

[Gareth l Rare]

This is going to turn in2 a porn thread

Will edit tomorrow with a nice wet dream i had last night....

[plex]

most everyone of my freams is me just fucking someone, btw im just wondering if anyone can like control all of there dreams? ive only done it once and it was fucking sweeeeeeeeet

[FearMy Def]

umm i was with my mum getting McDonalds then some bitch wacks me with a frypan and i wack that fucking bitch back. Then fucking security guards chase me well come towards me i don't run coz somehow i think there lasers in the secuirty cameras, the bitch starts laughing at me and i tell the story bout her wacking me first but the security grauds don't give a fuck.

i wake up.

[Ethan|Unicornz]

I once had a dream where my friend got 3 def on my pure. was fucking raging until I woke up. (not trolling, dead serious)

[Next In Line]

most everyone of my freams is me just fucking someone, btw im just wondering if anyone can like control all of there dreams? ive only done it once and it was fucking sweeeeeeeeet

Usually if you say "I will remember my dream" 5 times as you're nearing falling asleep you'll remember your dream. There's even the occasion that you can control it. Works for me anyway. The best part is when you can control it. You'll be getting your ass kicked then out of nowhere you start saying Ka-Me-Ha-Me-HAAAAAAAA. The fag gets vaporized and you wake up.

[Cal]

Im gonna do exactly what the topic says & use the night befores dream..

I went to Cyprus and went on "The worlds biggest water slide" it was like from the sky to the ground..

I WANT THIS DREAM AGAIN :D

[Lip Job]

i have this one were im in a library and i run down the stairs with no control over what i do. get to the bottom cant see anything and then all the famous horror movie villains started chasing me and then i get on a bus and i have to fight each of em 1v1 and then i fall into a endless black pit flailing uselessly and then wake up sweating

[Marc|Criti]

Never remember my dreams :-[

and when i do they're shit

[Steroids]

i have recurring nightmare that i eat all of porks's pork pies for the protein, but then u turn into some huge pig and chase me. then u fall in a pit and i eat u. as i chew thru ur stomach abit of grissle assumably from a pork pie u ate earlier that day, wakes me up in a cold sweat.

[Blitz]

Fuck off Chris. Fat cunt.

[Gareth l Rare]

i have recurring nightmare that i eat all of porks's pork pies for the protein, but then u turn into some huge pig and chase me. then u fall in a pit and i eat u. as i chew thru ur stomach abit of grissle assumably from a pork pie u ate earlier that day, wakes me up in a cold sweat.

Fuck off Chris. Fat cunt.

[Gareth l Rare]

Three years ago was my senior year in high school. I was dating the same girl I am now. We will call her Amy. She was friends with this other girl named Amanda.

Well Amanda had a brother and he was caught a few times torturing animals. mostly cats. Well the reason he was found out was because of me.

See Amy went over to Amanda's house for a sleep over or to lez out, or whatever reason girls go over to friends houses. While she was over there, Amanda had to go outside to the shed to get something for her mom. Amy followed her after a while and saw what was taking her so long.

The shed was full of dead cats. they were hanging from the ceiling, nailed to the walls, and a few were still alive while hanging. Amy flipped out and left.

She got to my house and told me about all this shit.

[Grifte]

Pretty strange, I have almost never dreams, and when I have them, they are 95% nightmares lol.

Years ago I dreamed bout everything lol, girls, sport, runescape, your house on fire, things that probs more of u will have dreamed about :p

[Blitz]

What the fuck Gareth? :mellow: Is that it? Or does the story continue?

Oh, going bed. I'll post the dream tomorrow,

[Carson]

i keep having dreams that my girlfriend runs off with another guy and wont answer my calls/texts so i go looking for her and as soon as i say fuck it im going home she shows up. hmm, wonder what my biggest fear atm is... (n)

[Gareth l Rare]

i keep having dreams that my girlfriend runs off with another guy and wont answer my calls/texts so i go looking for her and as soon as i say fuck it im going home she shows up. hmm, wonder what my biggest fear atm is... (n)

[Carson]

best advice ever, my life is now on track. thanks bro

o ya. you guys ever in a dream where you're in a fight, but you just can't punch? i had never really thought about it but my friend says he's figured it out. he says when that happens in a dream, you're on your stomach, which is why you can't punch in your dream. makes enough sense to me, what do you guys think?

[Mucky]

i have had a weird dream quite a few times, im being chased by a t-rex but i cant run fast like i try literally so hard but im moving at a walking pace and it is so frustrating.

[Lip Job]

i have recurring nightmare that i eat all of porks's pork pies for the protein, but then u turn into some huge pig and chase me. then u fall in a pit and i eat u. as i chew thru ur stomach abit of grissle assumably from a pork pie u ate earlier that day, wakes me up in a cold sweat.

Fuck off Chris. Fat cunt.

omg.. Rare u funny fuking bastard bahaha perfect qaulity m8

[Eppl]

Like you see on all those tv dramas about people with recurring dreams i have one

since i was like 5 every so often i have a dream that it was me when i was about 5 playing noughts and crosses on a chalkboard by myself with the class behind me watching, cant even remember how long it takes dreamwise but its always vivid

not really a nightmare just kinda weird, i always guessed it was some surpressed memory or some bullshit

[Cal]

Last night i dreamt i unicycled to switzerland and back for the lols