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Gareth l Rare

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When your 80 year old neighbour says "turn your fucking music down or imma come do it myself", don't be suprised when they open your door and walk into your room 0_o

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Benny The Leak LMAO

Life lesson:

Its not a good idea to eat a chicken patty your 12year old just cooked and put inside a bun for you.*

*unless you like spewing up for like a day straight which i'm sure Eric does but yeah.. apart from him :)

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Lol Benny :D.

Don't trust Children, yes that's a good one.

Write that one up Rare!

:D.

Edit: then a 12 year old with 99 cooks comes in saying he can cook tuna potato's.

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Never send kinky messages to a girl on FB then leave your FB logged onto your girlfriends phone /life

Never call a 6ft 5" bouncer a cunt

and steroids never bring arms out to me cause ill bring arms out to your mums house

(only joking chris)

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Gareth l Rare

^you dont wana bring no beef

Bring some beef you'll loose some teath

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Ps adding bouncer one, iv seen it happen so manny times. :lol:

epic lulz are epic when a chav gets thrown out a club and lands on his head

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messing with me is bad idea, ill lay u out.

height? you sound like an angry manlet

HERE WE FUCKING GO

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Oh i cant wait

hahahahahaha soo true he puts on a gud show
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Benny The Leak LMAO

^you dont wana bring no beef

Bring some beef you'll loose some teath

................

Ps adding bouncer one, iv seen it happen so manny times. :lol:

epic lulz are epic when a chav gets thrown out a club and lands on his head

teeth*

Life lesson: Stay in Kindergarten...

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