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SUCKS AT GIVING HEAD.

On another note, 1.5m Pk today :D made up for it :nice:

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Good BJ>1.5M PK

But keep in mind a bad BJ is better than no BJ at all so I wouldn't be complaining.

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I DON'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

ENJOY YOUR HAND PUPPET

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show him how to do it then

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show him how to do it then

rofl @ this
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omfg those comments made my quite miserable depressing suicidal-worthy day into lulz.

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show him how to do it then

Haha lold

Well that sucks for u :(

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tell her to keep practicing. she'll get better sooner or later.

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Mine does too.

I told her that and she said I failed at sex and Had a tiny dick.

I'm like I know I have at least 7 so no.

And I can tell by facial expression I don't fail.

Then she hit me in the dick and said I don't want kids anyways.

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can you smell that? bullshit.

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can you smell that? bullshit.

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Yeah, that's because "she" is inflatable.  :nice:

Spark bladez
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can you smell that? bullshit.

of course

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By the way this is in the wrong section, so if anyone wants to move would be nice.

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Mine does too.

I told her that and she said I failed at sex and Had a tiny dick.

I'm like I know I have at least 7 so no.

And I can tell by facial expression I don't fail.

Then she hit me in the dick and said I don't want kids anyways.

IS THIS FUCKING 0 HP D00D?

If it is, I believe you.

If not, YOU HAVE A TINY DICK, AND NO GIRLFRIEND.

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I DON'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

ENJOY YOUR HAND PUPPET

This
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Mine does too.

I told her that and she said I failed at sex and Had a tiny dick.

I'm like I know I have at least 7 so no.

And I can tell by facial expression I don't fail.

Then she hit me in the dick and said I don't want kids anyways.

IS THIS FUCKING 0 HP D00D?

If it is, I believe you.

If not, YOU HAVE A TINY DICK, AND NO GIRLFRIEND.

Not me so I guess I have a tiny dick and No girlfriend.

Kays.

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show him how to do it then

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the lulz keep coming in, nice.

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Mine does too.

I told her that and she said I failed at sex and Had a tiny dick.

I'm like I know I have at least 7 so no.

And I can tell by facial expression I don't fail.

Then she hit me in the dick and said I don't want kids anyways.

IS THIS FUCKING 0 HP D00D?

If it is, I believe you.

If not, YOU HAVE A TINY DICK, AND NO GIRLFRIEND.

Not me so I guess I have a tiny dick and No girlfriend.

Kays.

So when your hand sucks your dic... When your GIRLFRIEND sucks your dick, do you listen to some HXC screamo and wear wristbands from HXC HARDCORE screamo bands? Or do you take them off, and one more question. Do her HXC snakebites hurt when they rub up against your non-existent penis?

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Quote from: Inzany_Biach on Yesterday at 12:10:54 pm

show him how to do it then

Haha lold

Well that sucks for u sad

It goes with the thread "thats sucks " :L HAHAH

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Dude as if you're posting this on a RuneScape clanfan site, Most people here are pot head nerds (In the best way posslible,) go back to your wrist movements mate.

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Why's it so hard to believe he has a girlfriend? lol.

A bj is better than none at all though. :s

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