My fantastic trip to McDonalds.

[katalyst]

Well I recently purchased a car so my mom let me take myself to my therapy session today. There's a McDonald's like 2 miles away so I figured I'd stop for some dinner. Now to start off my fantastic trip I have to say I had a nice session and I forgot to put quarters in the parking meter and didn't get a ticket so that was pretty sweet. Then I get to McDonalds. I have some of those coupons for a buy 1 large sandwich get another free so I was gonna munch up on 2 Big Macs, a Large Fries, and a Large Rootbeer. So when I get there I see my friend working the register. This is fucking rad because I know i'll be getting some sort of discount or free shit and he's just chill to talk to. So I get there order my meal and he asks if I'd dig on a FREE large chocolate shake. Of course I said yes. Then after he handed me my shake I watched him go over to the deep fryer and watch him pull out a fresh basket of fries. FUCKING FRESH!, you've never tasted a McDonald's fry until you've had it fresh from the fryer, ohhh lord. Then after I had my nice little tray of food ready to go and my drink I picked a table. This table was EMACULATE, not all covered in shit like you usually get. Now I get to dig into my Big Macs. When I opened the box I saw THE FUCKING PERFECT BIG MAC. Not all sloshed around in the container, perfectly built. Massive fluffy buns, ahhh it was great AND it sat there for just the right length of time to get a little melt on the cheese but cool off to let all the flavors blend, which is actually part of the McDonalds burger secret or some shit. Apparently letting the burgers chill for like 10 minutes makes them taste better. Who knew. Anyway after I eat one of these orgasmic little things and some fries and drink of some my shake I realize that it's soo nice and quite and just perfect in the restaurant AND there's this chick with these skinny jeans in line. Probably a 6-7/10 but had a fantastic ass. So I got to check out some hot ass while I ate. So I eat the rest of my food. It was awesome. Then I leave, say peace out to my buddy and start to walk out the door and this dude holds the door for me and says have a nice night. A KIND GESTURE TO MAKE MY MEAL EVEN FUCKING BETTER. People rock. So I go to leave and I hit the seek button and accident and land on some indie station that's playing this super rad trippy music. So I drive home, hardly any traffic, all green lights, didn't hardly get blinded by any high beams. What a fantastic night <3 : )

[Steroids]

do u work for mcdonalds or something

[gfdgfd]

Haha, sounds good, I hadn't been to a McDonalds in about 10 years up until recently.

[Like a Baws]

Haha, sounds good, I hadn't been to a McDonalds in about 10 years up until recently.

Seriously? Are you vegetarian or something?

[gfdgfd]

Haha, sounds good, I hadn't been to a McDonalds in about 10 years up until recently.

Seriously? Are you vegetarian or something?

Nope, just never really been my cup of tea, prefer BK, or the local Kebab shop if i'm getting takeout

[smokin joobies]

u wanna know how my day went, i landed on my leg awkwardly and now i cant walk. takes me 3 minutes to walk up like 5steps because i feel like my bones gonna snap in half. now im bed ridden and im not gonna be able to scape because of the shitty internet connection where i'm going nor will i be able to fucking watch yt videos because they take like 30minutes to fully load. thank god for diet coke and my dvd player because otherwise im FUCKED. fml tbh, im glad to know that while my life fucking sucks someone out there is eating mcdonalds lookin at some sweet ass. im glad.

edit:cant even wank it hurts so bad. god hates me

[Cholesterol]

An epic read :) I was in McDonald's on christmas eve, I had a large big mac meal and my dad & brother had the medium meals, amatuers!

[gfdgfd]

All this talk has made me want McDonalds, I'm going to McDonalds for my lunchbreak at work tomorrow, if my colleagues are game.

[katalyst]

An epic read :) I was in McDonald's on christmas eve, I had a large big mac meal and my dad & brother had the medium meals, amatuers!

Yuppp. The coupons for the free sandwiches really make the meal. You have to try and get your hands on some.

[Vladimir]

I did read it all.

[Ikz]

FANTASTIC

[Fem Felon]

I did read it all.

oh fuck off dimitri.

Sounds like a good day to me, brother.

Saying that, you've made a britfag hungry at 12:43am.

Cheers for that.

[Shut Up Kid]

sounds awesome lol, i only like mcdonalds breakfast and i go there rarely :p

[Jared]

good stuff man :P

[Adolesc3nt]

cool story

[d72]

I can't eat McDonald's when I'm sober because I'll start throwing up everywhere for some reason, but when I'm drunk it's the first food that comes to mind

I've had days like yours before though, where shit's just positive and nothing bad seems to happen... It's an awesome feeling :D

[Smush]

CHICKEN NUGGETS MHMMM.

[Mikey`]

that sounds heavenly

[I C0NN0R I]

Haha, sounds good, I hadn't been to a McDonalds in about 10 years up until recently.

Seriously? Are you vegetarian or something?

You're obviously retarded if you think you have to be a vegetarian to not eat mcDonalds.

[Berniej]

Kat, learn how to use the "Enter"-button rofl xD.

Dope story tho :).

Sometimes you just have that luck.

Did you burn a joint that night to? would have topped the night off.

[gfdgfd]

Haha, sounds good, I hadn't been to a McDonalds in about 10 years up until recently.

Seriously? Are you vegetarian or something?

You're obviously retarded if you think you have to be a vegetarian to not eat mcDonalds.

Exactly, it's hardly food fit for a king...

[alec]

hehe

[Elven Dremor]

Sounds like you're easily amused.

[Tris]

Man you make McDonald's sound so fucking tasty and tempting.

[Cal]

Sounds a good day

Your Mcdonalds must be a hell of a lot better than ours by the sounds of it lol