jokes

[Guest Sowat Impure]

OKAY GUYS, FOE needs more humor! SO WRITE UR JOKES! I'll start it off!

(19:03:30) <%Mighty_Irwin> HEY SOWAT ONE TIME I WAS IN MY BED LOOKING AT THE STARS

(19:03:35) <%Mighty_Irwin> AND I WAS LIKE LMFAO WHERES MY ROOF

(18:56:09) <+Ronald> hey sowat

(18:56:10) <+Ronald> listen up

(18:56:13) <+Ronald> so the bear goes to the baker

(18:56:15) <+Ronald> the baker asks him

(18:56:18) <+Ronald> u want brown or white bread

(18:56:19) <+Ronald> bear says

(18:56:22) <+Ronald> doesnt matter, im on the bike

(18:56:25) <+Ronald> ?????????

A horse walks into a bar and....LMFAO HORSES DONT WALK THEY GALLOP!!

(18:55:16) <%Mighty_Irwin> why do elephants wear red shoes??????????????????????

(18:55:26) <%Mighty_Irwin> to hide in cherry trees!!!!

(18:55:35) <%Mighty_Irwin> HAVE U EVER SEEN AN ELEPHANT IN A CHERRY TREE???

(18:55:43) <+Sowat_Impure> no

(18:55:43) <+Ronald> NO

(18:55:45) <%Mighty_Irwin> THEY HIDE PRETTY GOOD, DON'T THEY? LMFAOoooo

(18:55:47) <%Mighty_Irwin> THEY HIDE PRETTY GOOD, DON'T THEY? LMFAOoooo

(18:55:49) <+Ronald> LOL

(18:55:51) <+Sowat_Impure> LMFAO

A horse gallops into a bar and the bartender says, why the long face, and the horse says, IM A HORSE!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!11

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

A SNAIL GOES INTO A BAR...ITS NOT IN 10 MINUTES LATER.. LMFAO2@@@@@@@!1111111

[Mighty_Irwin]

lmfaooooo

[Brian```]

rofl

[plex]

this should be stickied

[Guest Sowat Impure]

[Ronald]

LMFAO

[Mike (0BR)]

good stuff

[Sam|L A S T Dayz]

a mushroom walks into a bar.

bartender says, sorry we dont allow mushrooms in here.

mushroom says, "why not? im a fungi."

[d72]

A man walks into a bar, right?

Well he's an alcoholic and it's slowly destroying his family.

[Ya i am Good]

whats white with a black ass hole

the A team

[I C0NN0R I]

i wanna sticky all over this thread :shifty:

[Ethan|Unicornz]

A guy walks into a whorehouse, lays down $3, and says "what can I get for $3"

The runner-pimp-dude says "Well, you can get Sandy, but they say fucking her feels like fucking sandpaper."

The guy responds "I'll take what I can get", and goes up to her room. He gets there and gets to it, and it LITERALLY feels like sandpaper, it's awful. The guy says, "isn't there anything you can do to make this better?"

She responds "Well, I guess there is one thing..." and leaves.

She comes back, and he has the best sex he has had in his life. AMAZING. Afterwards he asks her, "What did you do, that was terrific?"

She responds "Well... I picked the scabs, and let the pus run."

Hope you enjoyed, and only puked in your mouth a little bit.

[Smush]

A man walks into a bar and he says "OW!"

Get it? Cause ... ahh never mind.

Okay I got another one.

What do you call a pretty girl in Britain? A TOURIST!!!!!

LOLOLOLOL.

[d72]

What do you call a pretty girl in Britain? A TOURIST!!!!!

LOLOLOLOL.

:wow:

So a Catholic, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar, right?

They have a talk and end up learning a lot about each other's culture.

[Creamie pies]

A guy walks into a BAR. OUCH  :mellow:

[I C0NN0R I]

Dan stop stealin from cyanide and happiness 0_o

[Tony]

lmfao nice

[mused]

haha wtf :P

[vult]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo

A GIRAFFE WALK INTO BAR THE BARTENDER SAY Y U LYIN THERE HE GOES I AINT A LION IM A GIRAFFE ROFL U MUPPIT

[vult]

horses rock

[Guest Sowat Impure]

A elephant enters a bar and dies. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Casey`]

a black guy and a parrot walk into a bar and the bartender says nice pet where did u get it and the parrot says: africa

[Devon]

a woman walks into a bar

jk shes in the kitchen

[d72]

What did the blonde do when she ran out of milk?

She went down to the store and bought another carton.

[Adam|Note]

What does Batman say to get Robin in the car?

"Get in the car Robin".