How to convince your parents to let you take Martial Arts Classes

[Satsot]

Hello guys, recently, I developed an interess in Martial Arts but my parents are retard(yea I actually admit it) and think I'm to agressive and would become even more if I practised Martial Arts. I'm really calm guy but I go nuts if someone pisses me off and go on rage mode so meh.

[Next In Line]

Why are your parents retard?

[Satsot]

Why are your parents retard?

because, even though some may say it's a good thing, I barely have any liberty in my life and only let me do things they would do themselves. Like, the son of a women who works in my dad company was caught doing steroids on this gym I used to go so my mother instantly canceled my membership and told me I would never go to the gym again because that jackass fall for the easy way so I MIGHT DO IT TOO!

[Shut Up Kid]

tell them u get bullied n want to get big

[ya im chase]

dude I cannot understand what you just said. You should ask to take an English class instead.

[Jim]

dude I cannot understand what you just said. You should ask to take an English class instead.

It makes perfect sense..

Say you want to learn for self-defence reasons, incase you get attacked while out and about.

[Adam|Note]

Hello guys, recently, I developed an interess in Martial Arts but my parents are retard(yea I actually admit it) and think I'm to agressive and would become even more if I practised Martial Arts. I'm really calm guy but I go nuts if someone pisses me off and go on rage mode so meh.

Martial arts helped my life so much. I was getting the shit kicked out of me by a group of boys for no reason when a random stranger stood over me as I layed there bruised and started fighting them off. You could say it was a miracle, anyway, he helped me up and we got chatting, I was inspired by what he said. He explained his history of martial arts so I was sorta nodding and agreeing with what he was saying, some of it I didn't even understand, 'till I got the courage to ask if he'd show me a few things (secretly I wanted to be some sort of prodigy to him, he knew I meant that). I didn't have much confidence at the time so when he said no it lowered it even further, but he did out of the blue decide to drag me to the gym where the fuckers that beat my ass trained. Turns out they were into martial arts too, next thing I know the crazy s.o.b has entered me into a tournament against some of them. Literally crapped my pants right there and then but the plus side was he agreed to train me for it, another downside however is that I only had 2 months to get in shape and learn what I needed too. Oh the other downside he had me doing chores at his house, like some sort of kickass paedo. We bonded pretty well and in no time it was tournament day. Somehow made it to the final and won, it changed my life, gave me a level of confidence I didn't think even existed. Anyway it's great to look back and see how I evolved as a person. I'd evolved into a black 11 year old.

[gfdgfd]

Hello guys, recently, I developed an interess in Martial Arts but my parents are retard(yea I actually admit it) and think I'm to agressive and would become even more if I practised Martial Arts. I'm really calm guy but I go nuts if someone pisses me off and go on rage mode so meh.

Martial arts helped my life so much. I was getting the shit kicked out of me by a group of boys for no reason when a random stranger stood over me as I layed there bruised and started fighting them off. You could say it was a miracle, anyway, he helped me up and we got chatting, I was inspired by what he said. He explained his history of martial arts so I was sorta nodding and agreeing with what he was saying, some of it I didn't even understand, 'till I got the courage to ask if he'd show me a few things (secretly I wanted to be some sort of prodigy to him, he knew I meant that). I didn't have much confidence at the time so when he said no it lowered it even further, but he did out of the blue decide to drag me to the gym where the fuckers that beat my ass trained. Turns out they were into martial arts too, next thing I know the crazy s.o.b has entered me into a tournament against some of them. Literally crapped my pants right there and then but the plus side was he agreed to train me for it, another downside however is that I only had 2 months to get in shape and learn what I needed too. Oh the other downside he had me doing chores at his house, like some sort of kickass paedo. We bonded pretty well and in no time it was tournament day. Somehow made it to the final and won, it changed my life, gave me a level of confidence I didn't think even existed. Anyway it's great to look back and see how I evolved as a person. I'd evolved into a black 11 year old.

I clocked after the first sentence you were describing Karate Kid :L

[Next In Line]

Adam wins the game lmfao.

[Steve]

Hello guys, recently, I developed an interess in Martial Arts but my parents are retard(yea I actually admit it) and think I'm to agressive and would become even more if I practised Martial Arts. I'm really calm guy but I go nuts if someone pisses me off and go on rage mode so meh.

Martial arts helped my life so much. I was getting the shit kicked out of me by a group of boys for no reason when a random stranger stood over me as I layed there bruised and started fighting them off. You could say it was a miracle, anyway, he helped me up and we got chatting, I was inspired by what he said. He explained his history of martial arts so I was sorta nodding and agreeing with what he was saying, some of it I didn't even understand, 'till I got the courage to ask if he'd show me a few things (secretly I wanted to be some sort of prodigy to him, he knew I meant that). I didn't have much confidence at the time so when he said no it lowered it even further, but he did out of the blue decide to drag me to the gym where the fuckers that beat my ass trained. Turns out they were into martial arts too, next thing I know the crazy s.o.b has entered me into a tournament against some of them. Literally crapped my pants right there and then but the plus side was he agreed to train me for it, another downside however is that I only had 2 months to get in shape and learn what I needed too. Oh the other downside he had me doing chores at his house, like some sort of kickass paedo. We bonded pretty well and in no time it was tournament day. Somehow made it to the final and won, it changed my life, gave me a level of confidence I didn't think even existed. Anyway it's great to look back and see how I evolved as a person. I'd evolved into a black 11 year old.

holy shit I laughed rofl.

[I C0NN0R I]

Yerrrr! im hxc and i pay money to go to a mcdojo so i can rank up in months, get my blackbelt, and call myself a MMA pro. i pose in tapout clothes with my fists in the air, coz im c00l! and tough2!!@!2ct3 1293

[Steroids]

kick his ass laruso

[Blitz]

kick his ass laruso

Lmfao

[Adolesc3nt]

dude I cannot understand what you just said. You should ask to take an English class instead.

It makes perfect sense..

Say you want to learn for self-defence reasons, incase you get attacked while out and about.

gun > martial arts

[Eric]

martial arts is for faggots, take Krav Maga lessons instead pussy..

[Smush]

martial arts is for faggots, take Krav Maga lessons instead pussy..

And this is why I will probably never take Krav Mage EVER.

[Eric]

martial arts is for faggots, take Krav Maga lessons instead pussy..

And this is why I will probably never take Krav Mage EVER.

this is why i'm sure you don't know what krav maga even is..

(loling at the fact that you're quickly opening a new tab to google it)

[Smush]

I know what Krav Maga is, I didn't need to google it.

I was going to take a Krav Maga class close to where I live, but decided not to because I had wrestling in the winter.

All I know about Krav Maga is it focuses on disarming and it's a martial arts developed by Israeli soldiers.

I've seen videos of guys disarming and flipping people over. Don't assume things.

[Eric]

I know what Krav Maga is, I didn't need to google it.

I was going to take a Krav Maga class close to where I live, but decided not to because I had wrestling in the winter.

All I know about Krav Maga is it focuses on disarming and it's a martial arts developed by Israeli soldiers.

I've seen videos of guys disarming and flipping people over. Don't assume things.

i WILL assume that you google'd it, since you cannot prove otherwise.. and trust me, its quite a deal more than just that..

+

the kid says he wants to protect himself if he needs to. spin kicks and karate chops won't help in the real world when some nig steps to you with a knife..

[Smush]

Okay assume things, but I can tell you I didn't google it, I googled it over a year ago and was actually interested in joining, but decided to wrestle instead.

The reason why I said I wouldn't take krav maga was because you basically dissed all other martial arts and called it for faggots. Are you even a krav maga practitioner? I doubt you took a single class in your life, or any other martial arts, sports/physical activity. I guarantee krav maga was based off other martial arts and a combination of them, so please just stop, for your own sake.

And no martial arts aren't just spinning kicks, and back kicks, it's boxing, wrestling, grappling, and that includes krav maga.

[Eric]

Okay assume things, but I can tell you I didn't google it, I googled it over a year ago and was actually interested in joining, but decided to wrestle instead.

The reason why I said I wouldn't take krav maga was because you basically dissed all other martial arts and called it for faggots. Are you even a krav maga practitioner? I doubt you took a single class in your life, or any other martial arts, sports/physical activity. I guarantee krav maga was based off other martial arts and a combination of them, so please just stop, for your own sake.

And no martial arts aren't just spinning kicks, and back kicks, it's boxing, wrestling, grappling, and that includes krav maga.

he's full on mad guiez!

[Smush]

Ehh, I expected that response coming from you, thoughtless and pathetic, just like you =). Took u a while too. I'm nicer doe.

[watch me tb]

just do it anyway..

[Eric]

Ehh, I expected that response coming from you, thoughtless and pathetic, just like you =). Took u a while too. I'm nicer doe.

you've always taken things too personally on here man.. don't let people get to you so much on a forum.. and although i haven't taken any krav maga lessons, i did do mui tai, kick boxing, for about a year and trained ground game in ju-jitsu for around 6 months.. my little bro and i trained at LA boxing with Mike "The Joker" Guymon.. i had the honor to learn some grappeling from uriah faber for a few weeks when he came to help the joker train for a fight.. my little brother branched off into krav maga, while i moved to iowa.. i'm considering getting back into training.. but its kinda hard to find the time when you work from 6am - 430/630pm monday - friday..

is that a good enough answer for you sonny boy..?

edit: who the fuck are you anyways..? FOE for 4 months and you think you're a somebody..?  :bash:

[Smush]

i WILL assume that you just lied about everything you said, since you cannot prove otherwise.

is that a good enough response for you sonny boy..?

edit: i ain't even mad, just because you've been around longer doesn't entitle you to shit, here in the forums and in the real world, how's that job getting you along?