I've Never...

[Lip Job]

I've never fucked a toilet pipe with a chicken dick tied to a rabbit foot

[TJ]

I have

I've never seen a more retarded thread.

[HADUKEN]

I've never fucked one of the three main characters in harry potter.

[Lip Job]

I've never had caviare

[Ya i am Good]

ive never injected heroin after i took 4 hits of acid while railing cocaine off an ounce of meth whith the bag is ripped after i shoved 2 hits of extacy in my ass.

[d72]

I've never been high

'-'

[Sam|Stop Lying]

I've never eaten GREEN dog shit

[TJ]

I've never fapped to a sig b4

now

[Spin]

i've never been as ripped as last night

and IVE NEVER BEEN SO MAD AT CHRIS HANSEN

[I C0NN0R I]

I've never been high

'-'

:\

i'm a social retard and even i've been high  :shifty:

I've never been in the northern hemisphere :(

[Sam|Stop Lying]

I've never been out of North America.

[Lip Job]

I've never greened outt

[Nick]

I've never skipped school

[Sam|Stop Lying]

I've never had a boyfriend.

[Free Santas]

I've never had 16 birthdays

[TJ]

I've never drawn on myself with a sharpie and turned the area around my belly button into a scuba man.

[HADUKEN]

I've neve rplayed host to an alien parasite, then to have it burst out of my chest cavity,fully grown. Unleashing the infestation which will end the human race..

[Lip Job]

I never fucked 3a's gran with a 30 inch vibrating, spiked dildo with my mate Dave and then ripped her head off and stuffed curry(3a's national food) down her gaping neck hole

[gfdgfd]

Why not? Everyone else has

[Lip Job]

Cus I'm just a sweetheart

[HADUKEN]

Why not? Everyone else has

cause he didnt pay enuf

[xfreshpurex|Jordan]

I've never died pking

[Casey`]

I've never cried over runescape

[Lip Job]

I've never sucked period blood through a bamboo shoot while fingering a kittens eye ball socket with my toe

[Ya i am Good]

ive never recieved a cleveland steamer :<