gfdgfd Posted April 23, 2011 Posted April 23, 2011 My brother currently has 15 tarantulas, yesterday one of them jumped out of his hand and ran off somewhere in his room, I went round my mates house, stayed the night, got home today, and he still hasn't found it, so it's roaming free in my house somewhere. It's a little orange fucker than runs at light speed and can fucking jump, it's pretty poisonous and looks like this: *removed picture cause Zero_Zero was madbro* fml
gfdgfd Posted April 23, 2011 Author Posted April 23, 2011 I don't mind em, if they stay in their fucking tank.
gfdgfd Posted April 23, 2011 Author Posted April 23, 2011 Nah both doors have been closed at all times and it won't fit under the door because it's so big that it has a health bar.
I All Pr0 I Posted April 23, 2011 Posted April 23, 2011 Spiders,the reality they're just little ugly fuckers who look gay. your mind,they're poisonous fuckers who will eat you alive and rape you lmfao. why the fuck does your brother have tarantulas? if my brother had them he'd be on the fucking street with them things. :lol:
Smush Posted April 23, 2011 Posted April 23, 2011 Let's hope the spider doesn't sneak into your mouth whilst sleeping and lay a million eggs in your throat or something like that. Nighty night.
gfdgfd Posted April 23, 2011 Author Posted April 23, 2011 Spiders,the reality they're just little ugly fuckers who look gay. your mind,they're poisonous fuckers who will eat you alive and rape you lmfao. why the fuck does your brother have tarantulas? if my brother had them he'd be on the fucking street with them things. :lol: They're not just ugly little fuckers, he has venomous and lethal spiders, one of the spiders he has is one of the most venomous in the world lol. One of em is the largest in the world it'll grow to about a foot long[like maaaah deeeeeck] Let's hope the spider doesn't sneak into your mouth whilst sleeping and lay a million eggs in your throat or something like that. Nighty night. lol it's not in my room i've done a full scan, and it can't get in because the crack under the door is tiny.
Paxman Posted April 23, 2011 Posted April 23, 2011 Ur own "I'm a celebrity", have fun ;) I'd be shitting myself and probably go on the roof btw
Animal Posted April 23, 2011 Posted April 23, 2011 Omfg , that picture made the hairs on my back stand up :S , i'd be out of that house if i knew that fucker was running around somewhere!
Steroids Posted April 23, 2011 Posted April 23, 2011 its ran in ur room whilst u opend ur door. hopefully its not a birdeating spider birdbird109.
gfdgfd Posted April 23, 2011 Author Posted April 23, 2011 its ran in ur room whilst u opend ur door. hopefully its not a birdeating spider birdbird109. Nah it's a dogdog109 eating spider.
I All Pr0 I Posted April 24, 2011 Posted April 24, 2011 Why the hell does your brother have them,they're ugly and poisonous...
I C0NN0R I Posted April 24, 2011 Posted April 24, 2011 i thought tarantulas weren't poisonous? or can't kill you at least right?
gfdgfd Posted April 24, 2011 Author Posted April 24, 2011 Yeah ofc they are, there's thousands of different species of tarantula, all varying in toxicity. The one that's loose atm isn't poisonous enough to kill you, but apparently the bite is immensely painful, they've also been known to bite. It's probably dead by now because it's been missing 2 days and spiders tend to find a place, stay there, and wait for food to go by, which won't of happened. Why the hell does your brother have them,they're ugly and poisonous... Yeah he also has a gecko, a newt, 2 snakes, and a scorpion lol
Lip Job Posted April 24, 2011 Posted April 24, 2011 Yeah ofc they are, there's thousands of different species of tarantula, all varying in toxicity. The one that's loose atm isn't poisonous enough to kill you, but apparently the bite is immensely painful, they've also been known to bite. It's probably dead by now because it's been missing 2 days and spiders tend to find a place, stay there, and wait for food to go by, which won't of happened. He's gonna eat your toe
Lip Job Posted April 24, 2011 Posted April 24, 2011 Fuck you DW GUYS I'VE GOT THIS SHIT. Ye you are a fuckin hobbit
gfdgfd Posted April 24, 2011 Author Posted April 24, 2011 Rather be a hobbit than a leprechaun, hobbits pull bitches
I All Pr0 I Posted April 24, 2011 Posted April 24, 2011 Why the hell does your brother have them,they're ugly and poisonous... Yeah he also has a gecko, a newt, 2 snakes, and a scorpion lol LOL,also tarantula's bite won't kill you unless your allergic to them,just like a wasp sting.
Serbia Posted April 24, 2011 Posted April 24, 2011 Let's hope the spider doesn't sneak into your mouth whilst sleeping and lay a million eggs in your throat or something like that. Nighty night. lmfao
Spittles (Old School) Posted April 24, 2011 Posted April 24, 2011 That sucks dude, I absolutely hate spiders and snakes.
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