The worst pick up lines you've heard

[Adam|Note]

My friend (drunk) to a girl way out of his league at a house party.. He casually puts his arm around her while we're chilling in this dudes hallway, and picks the most silent moment to turn and say - "You look like you could be on redtube"

Nothing else comes close to the awkwardness and laughter the above provided at the time, so i'll leave it to ya'll to finish this thread :)

[Luke]

"Bonesawwwwwwww is readyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

- Nate at a house party in Canadialand

[Flex]

she leaps on him they both go to a toilet and he gets a blumkin off her and after shes done she says " guess what im a brazzer chick"

[Blitz]

Excuse me miss but are your mum and dad retarded? Because your somethin special.

[Ollie]

LMFAO

Ahhh.. the famous awkward silence

[d72]

Excuse me miss but are your mum and dad retarded? Because your somethin special.

:D

[Sam|Stop Lying]

<3 awkward silences

[plex]

ill let u grasp my wand if you let me see your wizards sleeve

[Am wizard]

omfg LMFAO@!!

[Casey`]

Is that your phone, or are you just happy to see me?

Lolwat? i've no idea

[Sam|Stop Lying]

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

You make my software turn to hardware!

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

http://linesthataregood.com/lame.html

[Luke]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

[plex]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

works everytime

[Acclaimed|Jordan]

you have a nice mouth, i have a nice cock

[Smush]

Girl did you fart?

Cuz you blew me away.

Haha. People used that line in the 5th grade ... oh jeez. I feel old.

[Dravid]

How do you like your eggs?

-Scarmbled, Poached or fertilized.

[Sam|Stop Lying]

How do you like your eggs?

-Scarmbled, Poached or fertilized.

LOLLLLL

[Cal]

Get your rat out

[gfdgfd]

is your minge an ice cream.... no? can i lick it anyway?

[Gareth l Rare]

Lets play a game called rape?

#i dont wana play that game?

Thats the spirit

[Steroids]

get your fucking rat out

[I Pown3r I]

I've sung "the bad touch", along with the correct coreography for each and every sentence of that song to a complete stranger, but I got to grind my cock along her teethline so I suppose the success was waterproof.

[HADUKEN]

Get your robetop, We're going to go do some dungeoneering.

[Spittles (Old School)]

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Lol win.

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Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."

I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?

[Casey`]

Ever heard of Rohypnol? Well here, have a drink on me and I'll explain later