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Different types of snakes.


Tango_Oscar

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Tango_Oscar
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Typhlopidae ( Blind Snake)- often referring to on nights out, where the person trys and get with a girl that isn’t the best looking due to have had too much to drink but they will say that the girl is unreal no matter what

King Cobra- the King of all snake often only one of these in a given area and are seen as very good at it and often get somewhere with it

Rattle Snake – These snakes you can see them coming a mile off clearly out to get with a girl and are often all over them

Mexican burrowing snake- opposite to the Rattle snake you can’t see them coming and they often make very good friends with the victim in question

Grass snake - the worst snake going doesn’t have any ability or confidence at snaking and often fail most of the time.

Viper- Highly venomousness moves on from girl to girl.

King Rat Snake- always says he is getting with girls but it is all lies

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mmmmmmm copy pasta...

Tango_Oscar
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mmmmmmm copy pasta...

mmmmm your point is? i saw it and it made me laugh.

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Grass Snake! Lmao

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I thought this was going to be something interesting about snakes...

nevermind. grass snake ftw.

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king pig snake - does whatever he wants.

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Trouser Snake..waaayyyyy

Next In Line
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Where's the Forever Alone snake? :(

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Me? i'm a fucking mongoose, i eat snakes for lunch.

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Me? i'm a fucking mongoose, i eat snakes for lunch.

Honey Badger Bro

Sam|Stop Lying
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Grass snake pride

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viper.

vipa

STD ALERT

Gareth l Rare
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Where's the Forever Alone snake? :(

Your not even that fat doe???

Stop being a tit  :shifty:

Cholesterol
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Mexican burrowing snake

Gareth

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Mexican burrowing snake

Gareth

LOOOOOL

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Mexican burrowing snake

Gareth

l0l0l00l

But no seriously, i'm just the snake which waits til a girls drunk as fuck then pounces.

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i only like goats

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