Some Definitions

[Dravid]

CIGARETTE:

A Pinch of Tobacco Rolled in Paper;

With fire at One End and a Fool at the Other..

MARRIAGE:

It's an Agreement Where In;

A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree,

And a Woman gains her Masters..

LECTURE:

An Art of Transmitting Information;

from the Notes of the Lecturer to Da Notes of Students,

Without Passing through the Minds of Either..

CONFERENCE:

The Confusion of One Man;

Multiplied by the Number Present..

COMPROMISE:

The Art of Dividing a Cake in such a Way that;

Everybody Believes he got the Biggest Piece..

TEARS:

The Hydraulic Force by Which;

Masculine Power is Defeated by Feminine Water Power..

CONFERENCE ROOM:

A Place Where Everybody Talks,

Nobody Listens;

And Everybody Disagrees Later On..

SMILE:

A Curve that can Set a lot of things Straight..

OFFICE:

A Place Where you can Relax;

after your Strenuous Home Life..

YAWN:

The Only Time When some Married Men;

ever get to Open Their Mouth..

EXPERIENCE:

The Name Men give to their Mistakes..

DIPLOMAT:

A Person Who tells you to Go to Hell;

In such a Way that you actually Look forward to the Trip..

OPTIMIST:

A Person Who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER;

Says In Midway: "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET..!"

FATHER:

A Banker Provided by Nature..

BOSS:

Someone Who is Early When you are Late;

And Late When you are Early..

POLITICIAN:

One Who Shakes your Hand;

Before Elections and your Confidence Later..

DOCTOR:

A Person Who Kills your Ills by Pills,

And Kills you by His Bills..

[Sam|Stop Lying]

haha conference is so true.

[FearMy Def]

agreed

these definitions are all true