Color Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 O.K. This is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a monkey or some dancing chimp BS, I mean a damn orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get an orangutan that's not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable, all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why this is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?" "You used to like the guy with the orangutan?" "Why wouldn't you go out with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling. "I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?" "Geez I dunno, me and Clyde were going to a monster truck race tonight. (Orangutans love monster trucks) In fact the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in." "Oh, well you know my number so don't be a stra-" "Hey look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitos." At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind; you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You're IMing. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch
Snipers Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 O.K. This is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a monkey or some dancing chimp BS, I mean a damn orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get an orangutan that's not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable, all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why this is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?" "You used to like the guy with the orangutan?" "Why wouldn't you go out with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling. "I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?" "Geez I dunno, me and Clyde were going to a monster truck race tonight. (Orangutans love monster trucks) In fact the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in." "Oh, well you know my number so don't be a stra-" "Hey look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitos." At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind; you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You're IMing. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch i tried reading it but what the fuck
Adam|Note Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 O.K. This is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a monkey or some dancing chimp BS, I mean a damn orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get an orangutan that's not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable, all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why this is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?" "You used to like the guy with the orangutan?" "Why wouldn't you go out with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling. "I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?" "Geez I dunno, me and Clyde were going to a monster truck race tonight. (Orangutans love monster trucks) In fact the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in." "Oh, well you know my number so don't be a stra-" "Hey look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitos." At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind; you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You're IMing. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch Tried too hard, get back to /b/.
Berniej Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 Color just ruined this topic. Hail to playa Jim! Totally agree with the just try it motivation. Wouldn't have gotten most of the chicks if I didn't take the first step :/. Some girls are just shy, some girls just think that the guy needs to take the first step.
cody Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 obvious whore is obvious. Who the fuck sends nudes, when they're with someone. Good luck building a relationship built on that.
Ethan|Unicornz Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 O.K. This is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a monkey or some dancing chimp BS, I mean a damn orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get an orangutan that's not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable, all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why this is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?" "You used to like the guy with the orangutan?" "Why wouldn't you go out with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling. "I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?" "Geez I dunno, me and Clyde were going to a monster truck race tonight. (Orangutans love monster trucks) In fact the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in." "Oh, well you know my number so don't be a stra-" "Hey look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitos." At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind; you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You're IMing. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch I can /b/ too
Cal Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 Jim and Cal, solving all predicaments apart from AIDS since 2007.
1nc0mp4r4bl3 Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 Color just ruined this topic. Hail to playa Jim! Totally agree with the just try it motivation. Wouldn't have gotten most of the chicks if I didn't take the first step :/. Some girls are just shy, some girls just think that the guy needs to take the first step. Yeah, It's hard for me too see wether a girl likes me or not. Sometimes it's obvious though, but I don't like the girls that like me, I always like girls of which I don't know if they like me  :(
Eric Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 Jim that sounds like you quoted it from a textbook =p I'm an expert. I've been friendzoned more times than Madeleine McCain has been fingered. l0l0l0 Just googled Madeleine McCain...
Octavarium Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 Yeah, It's hard for me too see wether a girl likes me or not. Sometimes it's obvious though, but I don't like the girls that like me, I always like girls of which I don't know if they like me  :( You're a couragous person to post in this particular topic. ot: she sent you nudes... go for it.
1nc0mp4r4bl3 Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 Yeah, It's hard for me too see wether a girl likes me or not. Sometimes it's obvious though, but I don't like the girls that like me, I always like girls of which I don't know if they like me  :( You're a couragous person to post in this particular topic. ot: she sent you nudes... go for it. Yeah... I am surprised that no one has trolled yet :lol: People finally turning mature? Ah well, my love-live sucks atm aswell, so I know how you feel.
HADUKEN Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 Yeah, It's hard for me too see wether a girl likes me or not. Sometimes it's obvious though, but I don't like the girls that like me, I always like girls of which I don't know if they like me  :( You're a couragous person to post in this particular topic. ot: she sent you nudes... go for it. Yeah... I am surprised that no one has trolled yet :lol: People finally turning mature? Ah well, my love-live sucks atm aswell, so I know how you feel. you got trolled because she found out and humiliated you.
1nc0mp4r4bl3 Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 Yeah, It's hard for me too see wether a girl likes me or not. Sometimes it's obvious though, but I don't like the girls that like me, I always like girls of which I don't know if they like me  :( You're a couragous person to post in this particular topic. ot: she sent you nudes... go for it. Yeah... I am surprised that no one has trolled yet :lol: People finally turning mature? Ah well, my love-live sucks atm aswell, so I know how you feel. you got trolled because she found out and humiliated you. Yes. We are about to forgive and forget though.
HADUKEN Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 Yeah, It's hard for me too see wether a girl likes me or not. Sometimes it's obvious though, but I don't like the girls that like me, I always like girls of which I don't know if they like me  :( You're a couragous person to post in this particular topic. ot: she sent you nudes... go for it. Yeah... I am surprised that no one has trolled yet :lol: People finally turning mature? Ah well, my love-live sucks atm aswell, so I know how you feel. you got trolled because she found out and humiliated you. Yes. We are about to forgive and forget though. always good to move on.
gfdgfd Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 1nc0mp4r4bl3 v2 LOL aparently, quite comparable. HHAHAHAHA GOOD 1!
Next In Line Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 O.K. This is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a monkey or some dancing chimp BS, I mean a damn orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get an orangutan that's not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable, all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why this is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?" "You used to like the guy with the orangutan?" "Why wouldn't you go out with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling. "I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?" "Geez I dunno, me and Clyde were going to a monster truck race tonight. (Orangutans love monster trucks) In fact the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in." "Oh, well you know my number so don't be a stra-" "Hey look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitos." At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind; you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You're IMing. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch Tried too hard, get back to /b/. ^
Danny|Sand Posted June 5, 2011 Author Posted June 5, 2011 wow guys seriously? Stay on topic. Today i hung out with her and i really feel like im in the friend zone, but she always says how she loves how i do this or that. I think i am going to do what JIm said, change up my look and ignore/not hang out with her for 3 weeks. Ill probably make a topic about the outcome, maybe some pics. Aight Gs, some of you guys gave me great advice, others really didnt. This topic is going too off topic-- Lock pl0x!
Adam|Note Posted June 5, 2011 Posted June 5, 2011 wow guys seriously? Stay on topic. Today i hung out with her and i really feel like im in the friend zone, but she always says how she loves how i do this or that. I think i am going to do what JIm said, change up my look and ignore/not hang out with her for 3 weeks. Ill probably make a topic about the outcome, maybe some pics. Aight Gs, some of you guys gave me great advice, others really didnt. This topic is going too off topic-- Lock pl0x! Had something similair tonight, I told a girl how I feel and she feels the same way, but when I try and advance into a relationship the "i'm not ready" card gets played. Makes me feel like a friend zoner :\
Sam|Stop Lying Posted June 5, 2011 Posted June 5, 2011 if she rejects you post the pics all over this board plz
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