The most epic thread in OT

[Ethan|Unicornz]

So, do you remember doing those retarded madlibs as a kid? Well guess what, they are on the internet at http://www.eduplace.com/tales/, and they can be surprisingly funny when you fill them out with stupid shit. Here's one I made, do your own and make this thread amazing.

One fucked up day, our class went hiking along the anusville River. Like all shitty hikers, we were ready for any emergency. In our backpacks, we carried dildos, fetuses, and one dick.

As we walked along the trail, Mrs. Dickface noticed a(n) anal footprint. “Do you think a(n) butthole made these tracks?” Mrs. Dickface asked.

“No, but let's follow them anyway,” suggested anus man.

We fucked for hours. Then I screamed, “OH SHIT!!!! I think I see a huge vagina.”

“I LOVE TO SHOVE DILDOS IN MY ASS!!!!” we heard someone say. It was Mr. Assface.

“Mr. Assface!” we screamed. “We thought you were a huge vagina!”

“Do I look like a huge vagina? Well, as long as you're all here, you can help me look for penises. There are lots of them here along the anusville River. We can take them back to school and study them under our microscopes.”

“I LOVE TO SHOVE DILDOS IN MY ASS!!!!!” everyone said.

[d72]

I made one

It didn't make sense ._.

[Cal]

Lol

[FearMy Def]

wow scary

[Jef|Ohh]

All a Dream

I fell asleep yesterday listening to an old album that my mom had. I really enjoyed it, though I had a weird dream. It was kind of like one of the old songs.

I've been workin' in my basement,

All the ugly day.

I've been workin' in my basement,

Just to pass the time away.

Don't you hear the whistle fucking?

Rise up so early in the morn.

Don't you hear charlie sheen shouting

“pedobear, fuck your horn? ”

pedobear, won't you fuck,

pedobear, won't you fuck,

pedobear, won't you fuck your horn?

pedobear, won't you fuck,

pedobear, won't you fuck,

pedobear, won't you fuck your horn?

Someone's in the bedroom with pedobear.

Someone's in the bedroom, I know.

Someone's in the bedroom with pedobear

Strumming on the old dildo.

It was the weirdest dream I've had in a long time!

[Adam|Spakka]

So, do you remember doing those retarded madlibs as a kid?

No.

[Evan]

rofl

[gfdgfd]

The Nigger is an animal that has Nigger fur with Nigger spots on its Nigger and Nigger. Its tail is shaped like a(n) Nigger which it uses to Nigger Nigger. An adult Nigger may weigh more than Nigger pounds and stand over Nigger feet high.

The Nigger can be found only in Nigger and Nigger. Although its favorite food is Nigger, it also likes to eat Nigger. If you ever see a(n) Nigger, be sure not to ever sing “Nigger.” That song makes it Nigger. Instead, give it a few Nigger and be on your way.