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i R RYaN WhO b U (10:49:25 PM): So sir.

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:49:29 PM): What's your view on Politics?

Brad (10:49:43 PM): um republican with a side of idc untill im 18.

Brad (10:49:49 PM): you?

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:49:53 PM): Well, I get your point. But on the contrary, dicks.

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:49:58 PM): Interesting.

Brad (10:53:01 PM): you're polotic view is dicks?

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:53:30 PM): Sir, polotic's and polidick's seem so familiar when you type like a retard.

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:53:41 PM): So maybe Politics is like, a porno in disguise.

Brad (10:53:50 PM): obama is the star?

Brad (10:53:54 PM): featuring hillary clinton?

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:53:55 PM): Hilar... no, no.

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:54:00 PM): Not Hilary.

Brad (10:54:02 PM): ohs.

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:54:03 PM): SARAH

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:54:03 PM): PALIN

Brad (10:54:04 PM): sarah palin>

Brad (10:54:05 PM): PMG

Brad(10:54:07 PM): ikr.

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:54:08 PM): FUCK MAN

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:54:14 PM): WE CAN FINISH EACH OTHERS SENTENCES AND SHIT

Brad (10:54:14 PM): set in alaska

Brad (10:54:18 PM): WE ARE LIKE

Brad (10:54:25 PM): TWINS.

Brad (10:54:34 PM): or lovers. O.o

Brad (10:54:35 PM): idk

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:54:36 PM): It'll be Obama, Missionary Position. Then his slogan, "Change" will come. And then he'll fucking twist her around 360 degrees.

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:54:43 PM): Into a pretzel.

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:54:45 PM): And fuck the shit out of her.

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:54:48 PM): A penguin will watch.

Brad (10:54:48 PM): wait tho

Brad (10:54:55 PM): if he twists her around 360 degrees

Brad (10:54:58 PM): there was no change

Brad (10:55:03 PM): it was a complete circle

Brad (10:55:05 PM): back where we started

Brad (10:55:06 PM): fucked.

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:55:09 PM): ...Fuck. It sounds like his policy's anyway.

Brad (10:55:13 PM): and it would be a polar bear sir.

Brad (10:55:22 PM): there are no penguins in alaska

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:55:22 PM): Maybe like, reverse cowgirl, so we don't have to see that dumb bitches face.

Brad (10:55:29 PM): thats also a chiodos song fyi.

Brad (10:55:33 PM): true that

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:55:34 PM): I know it is.

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:55:38 PM): I was o.O'img.

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:55:40 PM): ing.

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:55:47 PM): So wait, what were we talking about?

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:55:54 PM): Penguins, or politics.

Brad (10:55:55 PM): polodicks?

Brad (10:55:59 PM): no

Brad (10:56:00 PM): penguins.

Brad (10:56:01 PM): for sure

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:56:20 PM): We should go into detail about who and what the penguin is, and you know. Just give the reader something to read.

Brad (10:56:41 PM): well there are many different classifications in the penguins genes species.

Brad (10:56:55 PM): i prefer the king fisher

Brad (10:56:57 PM): 9000.

Brad (10:57:10 PM): but the dad is the bitch in the relationship

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:57:15 PM): Lol, you said species. You should get spec'd out on Runescape.

Brad (10:57:23 PM): he stays in the ice warming the child up

Brad (10:57:24 PM): ok ryan

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:57:34 PM): Why do you know so much about Penguins?

Brad (10:57:36 PM): do something abuot it

Brad(10:57:38 PM): I JUST DO OK

i R RYaN WhO b U (10:58:15 PM): If I open your door, right now. Will I see 3 penguin's tied up with lube dripping out of their asses? Just running the fuck out, slipping all over from the lube?

Brad (10:59:14 PM): it would also be a fair accusation that you may see my room covered in ice and the penguins in different sorts of public service costumes (police, firefighter (ironic), doctor etc).

...:O

Posted

lmfao...there is nothing else that need be said...

Posted

when will you learn that we DON'T care.

Posted

when will you learn that we DON'T care.

someones jealous because I talk to Ryan more.

Posted

when will you learn that we DON'T care.

SIR, YOU DO.

DON'T FIGHT IT

Posted

when will you learn that we DON'T care.

someones jealous because I talk to Ryan more.

Doesn't matter.

He's still mine.

Bitch.

Posted

Super cool story bro.

i R RYaN WhO b U (9:40:17 AM): YOU'RE A CRACKHEAD

Brad(9:40:22 AM): i dont needs this from you

Brad (9:40:24 AM): OF ALL PPL RYAN

Brad (9:40:27 AM): of all fucking ppl.

i R RYaN WhO b U (9:40:29 AM): I DON'T NEED ANYTHING FROM YOU

i R RYaN WhO b U (9:40:36 AM): YOU'RE NOTHING

Brad (9:40:37 AM): *cept love*

i R RYaN WhO b U (9:40:38 AM): LET ME SPELL IT

i R RYaN WhO b U (9:40:38 AM): L

i R RYaN WhO b U (9:40:40 AM): WAIT

i R RYaN WhO b U (9:40:44 AM): NOTHING DOES NOT START WITH L

Brad (9:40:56 AM): see

Brad (9:40:57 AM): you do

Brad (9:40:58 AM): love me

wut

Posted

Super cool story bro.

i R RYaN WhO b U (9:40:17 AM): YOU'RE A CRACKHEAD

Brad(9:40:22 AM): i dont needs this from you

Brad (9:40:24 AM): OF ALL PPL RYAN

Brad (9:40:27 AM): of all fucking ppl.

i R RYaN WhO b U (9:40:29 AM): I DON'T NEED ANYTHING FROM YOU

i R RYaN WhO b U (9:40:36 AM): YOU'RE NOTHING

Brad (9:40:37 AM): *cept love*

i R RYaN WhO b U (9:40:38 AM): LET ME SPELL IT

i R RYaN WhO b U (9:40:38 AM): L

i R RYaN WhO b U (9:40:40 AM): WAIT

i R RYaN WhO b U (9:40:44 AM): NOTHING DOES NOT START WITH L

Brad (9:40:56 AM): see

Brad (9:40:57 AM): you do

Brad (9:40:58 AM): love me

wut

Spiffin' novel chap.
Posted

hahahahah the ending to the first one was hilarious

Posted

when will you learn that we DON'T care.

someones jealous because I talk to Ryan more.

Doesn't matter.

He's still mine.

Bitch.

You're obviously upset about this turn of events, but face it, we all know you are a tool who didn't put out.

O.o

  • 1 month later...
Posted

....

nice too month bump tool.

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