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Turbanator
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ok im going to start from the beggnigng

i went to the beach about 2 weeks ago

i played volly ball almost all day there [11hrs or so]

the next day i wake up and my left foot is sollen so i coudnt walk for 3 days (DONT ASK HOW I PEED)

the day i could walk, i went to the gym, as im reaching that last set of 2 reps with my max wieght MY HEAD JUST EXPLODED

not really but i got this killer headache that felt like someone was hammering the back of my head and i could feel the shock waves on my temples

the next day i was wanking and as im about to get to the you know what, it came back

and again the next day

and again

and again

i thought it was a migrane at first but it turned out to be a "coital headache"

after lots of googling i found out what this was and basically i cant wank for about a month -.-

Octavarium
Posted

That's why I play scape 11+hours a day. No injuries whatsoever.

What an unfortunate twist of events.

Toby|Doggie
Posted

You will fail this challenge.

Logan|Ravaged
Posted

the doctors of foe are trying their best so sit

Turbanator
Posted

im on day 2, and it feels so strange -.-

Octavarium
Posted

Tbh you probably got heatstroke, sprained your ankle and the andreniline from playing volleyball all day maked the pain. Now without iceing your ankle it's swolen up and the heat stroke is causing the headache.

Rest, lie down, keep weight off your foot, keep cool, play scape. You'll be fine in a week and you should get a bit of xp too.

~The Neuroscientist.

Posted

How did you piss?

Tango_Oscar
Posted

Fold your pillow in half...

13zzuyr.jpg

Posted

Lol, get a girlfriend and you won't need to wank?

Posted

itll be good for u after the months over youll have two watermelon testis

women love watermelon testis

Spittles (Old School)
Posted

You have problems if you can't quit a month of fapping.

Posted

When you finally can, it's gunna be like BAM!

Posted

l2fap! :D

Posted

This is the best reason i got kicked boot from the clan i teled awy from a pjer

Posted

nah its acttuly rather easy after 3 days or so, it also helps if the chicks you hang out with dont dress like sluts so thats...not an option, also the whole gf thing, im just not looking for a girl right now, too much questing to do shell just get in the way and want to "talk" or "hang out" or have "sex" Pfft women >.>

plus the whole having a turban doesnt make it any easier, living in an all white naborhood, BUT ITS ALMOST TIME FOR COLLEGE!! :D:D

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

i dint make the month....

BUT IT FELT OH SOO GOOD!!

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