I FUCKING HATE MY MOTHER

[Smeesh]

Ok so today I woke up and my mom is on her period or some shit because she's giving me shit from the first second I am awake. The previous night i had to kiss her ass to use the fast laptop because we just moved and my netbook is a piece of shit that can't even handle scape on min detail fixed. So eventually after much ass kissing I was eventually able to get the computer at 10:30. The bitch tells me to get off at 11:30 and I hadn't used the fucking computer all day. I play til like 2 in the morning and she don't find out but I have a feeling in my gut she did because the next morning, this morning she gave me shit. She was nitpicky about every little thing and i bit my tounge all up until we were on the road to her dropping me off to my grandma's to swim w/ my fam when she said something completely fucking stupid. So she barged in the bathroom that morning cuz she had to Pee or clean her pussy badly or whatever and she's like. "Did you brust your teeth today?How come this morning I found more toothpaste in the sink than in your mouth." After that I was like yeah and I made a smart remark that i can't even remember. But anyway to sum this all up.

I can't even get my fucking stats up or do anything. I have an awesome dung team that keeps asking me to dung and I can't do shit on this shitty netbook with scape so I just R.C in a world with the least amount of people cause it takes like 3 minutes just to load the bank and the air altar--->varrock west bank is like a 5minute trip with all the fucking lag.

So yeah I bought 50 R.C and I'm going to get it and do GOP for robes and money. If anyone has a suggestion of how to speed up my shitty ass netbook with scape, it's normal speed with forums and basically anything else but gaming let me know. Also if I end up knocking my mom's fucking teeth out and I'm inactive for more than a week I'm probably in Juvvy so you can deactive my account on Foe Forums. 80 Dung, which I could've gotten by the end of the month will probably take me until September at this fucking rate but yeah.

FML

[plex]

U KISSED UR MOMS ASS?? EWWWW HAHAHA

no but man i used to go through the same shit but luckily my dad isn't like that and was cool about it and helped my buy my own laptop n shit

[antO]

have a read at this thread, it may help because it worked for me.

http://www.foe-rs.com/forums/foe-contacts-clan-q-a/bad-lag-on-trips/15/

[DeltaPapa]

Be grateful you have a mum

[Toby|Doggie]

Ill have a word with her, dont worry.

[Nh Grenny]

love her, thank her youre in this ugly world :D

[Pixel Pigeon]

My mum used to be like that.

After a while, you'll find that they shut the fuck up.

[Tango_Oscar]

My mum used to be like that, i bought my own laptop so she couldnt say shit. And now she says i use too much electricity, im sure there will always be a problem. Thats mums for you

[Octavarium]

I love my mum more than anything in the world. She asked me "would you like a new pc and what budget are we looking at?" I told her "yes, about £1000"

So, that's what I'm getting!! :D :D :D :D :D

[Animal]

I'll show her my godsword if u want

[Steroids]

geek sort ur life out.

[Smeesh]

Oink Oink

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