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If you could change anything in yourself....what would it be?


Little Guy

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To be less of a perfectionist.

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To have less women slobering over me, and the ability to grow a viking beard.

Also want to move to a state on the east side...

EDIT: Forgot, also no more dick pubes, they are annoying, lil buggers...

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Wish I could grow a big viking beard, I've got flimsy genes

I'd like if I could be cleansed of all the unnecessary/arbitrary anxiety I get, bombards the brain and makes it difficult for you to shutdown and relax

I can actually grow one, but because im a lil' guy it makes me look more of a gnome than a viking!

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I have back problems, im a bit fat, my weiner is a bit above average size but it points to the left, i have a few other health problems, I'm a shy cunt, hmm that may be all

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make my penis smaller, 18 inches sometimes is too much.

Logan|Ravaged
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To get laid everynight

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bigga dick :(

I wouldn't mind another 1.5 inches, both ways.

B L l l T Z
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I have back problems, im a bit fat, my weiner is a bit above average size but it points to the left, i have a few other health problems, I'm a shy cunt, hmm that may be all

I think you could have left that part about your dick pointing to the left bro,, anyways i would like to be more confident

Cholesterol
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Wish I could grow a big viking beard, I've got flimsy genes

I'd like if I could be cleansed of all the unnecessary/arbitrary anxiety I get, bombards the brain and makes it difficult for you to shutdown and relax

I can actually grow one, but because im a lil' guy it makes me look more of a gnome than a viking!

lol

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Confidence. And i'd like to be less clever. My massive brain gives me headaches.

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my dick size its getting annoying dragging it around

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That I could stop biting my nails.

Tango_Oscar
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to be taller, and able to learn loads of languages

watch me tb
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wish i made more money... other than that. im happy with my shit.

Cholesterol
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For all the short cunts in here

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