TJ Posted August 1, 2011 Posted August 1, 2011 To have less women slobering over me, and the ability to grow a viking beard. Also want to move to a state on the east side... EDIT: Forgot, also no more dick pubes, they are annoying, lil buggers...
Cal Posted August 1, 2011 Posted August 1, 2011 Wish I could grow a big viking beard, I've got flimsy genes I'd like if I could be cleansed of all the unnecessary/arbitrary anxiety I get, bombards the brain and makes it difficult for you to shutdown and relax I can actually grow one, but because im a lil' guy it makes me look more of a gnome than a viking!
Casey` Posted August 1, 2011 Posted August 1, 2011 I have back problems, im a bit fat, my weiner is a bit above average size but it points to the left, i have a few other health problems, I'm a shy cunt, hmm that may be all
Archryda Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 make my penis smaller, 18 inches sometimes is too much.
TJ Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 bigga dick :( I wouldn't mind another 1.5 inches, both ways.
B L l l T Z Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 I have back problems, im a bit fat, my weiner is a bit above average size but it points to the left, i have a few other health problems, I'm a shy cunt, hmm that may be all I think you could have left that part about your dick pointing to the left bro,, anyways i would like to be more confident
Cholesterol Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 Wish I could grow a big viking beard, I've got flimsy genes I'd like if I could be cleansed of all the unnecessary/arbitrary anxiety I get, bombards the brain and makes it difficult for you to shutdown and relax I can actually grow one, but because im a lil' guy it makes me look more of a gnome than a viking! lol
Blitz Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 Confidence. And i'd like to be less clever. My massive brain gives me headaches.
Veta Posted August 3, 2011 Posted August 3, 2011 my dick size its getting annoying dragging it around
Tango_Oscar Posted August 4, 2011 Posted August 4, 2011 to be taller, and able to learn loads of languages
watch me tb Posted August 4, 2011 Posted August 4, 2011 wish i made more money... other than that. im happy with my shit.
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