The "Shes too young for you bro" Topic

[Archryda]

I'll start :)

- If her shoes light up when she walks, shes too young for you bro.

Post your variation of "Shes too young for you" lol

[You_R_D3d]

im always there before hair

[You_R_D3d]

if she cant reach your dick standing up - she's too young

[Rawhym]

if she has raps like archyda, shes too young for you bro!

[plex]

if u put ur dick in her  pussy and she bleeds, get a towel

[Archryda]

If she needs to hold you hand to cross the road

[gfdgfd]

If she can't colour inside the lines, she's too young for you bro!

If she still wears a training bra, she's too young for you bro!

If she still knows all the lyrics to the postman pat theme, she's too young for you bro!

i love pauly d and vinny

[Life To Dds]

if she can't suck and use her teeths she aint good

IF she can't find it then she is too young

[B L l l T Z]

If she still sleeps in a crib, she’s too young for you bro!

[gfdgfd]

any1 who isn't saying 'she's too young for you bro!' is doing it wrong and doesn't get the reference.

[Tris]

Beast episode :nice:

[Toby|Doggie]

if she is 3 she is too young

[Tango_Oscar]

If her fanny goes sideways shes too young for u bro

[Nilo]

If you're hair is like a tree, she's too young for you.

[DeltaPapa]

If she is 15, she is too old m8

[Paxman]

if she's still teething, she's too young for you bro

[Feast]

lol i love those 2 :D

[Bullet]

I get the feeling half the people who posted havent seen ep 2 :shifty:

If she has a basket on her bicycle she's too young for you bro

If she still has the parental controls on her tv in her bedroom shes too young for you bro

[Sopuli]

if she wants Joe|Dog then shes too young m8

[Erei | Ava]

If she still plays scape she's too young for you bro :3

[Chris]

[Ethan|Unicornz]

if she is an underage woman with whom it would be illegal to have sexual relations, she is probably too young for you, brother

[Octavarium]

Never too young cus i'm livin de life

[Fairy Boy]

I saw this facebook page "Hi im bra, i touch your girlfriends boobs everyday, jealous?"

JOKES ON THEM, my girlfriend doesnt wear a bra yet.

[Octavarium]

I saw this facebook page "Hi im bra, i touch your girlfriends boobs everyday, jealous?"

JOKES ON THEM, my girlfriend doesnt wear a bra yet.

and apparently your sister. fuck off, you are not funny.